"Sholmes, every banana in the market is gone" "Geriarty dug a tapering escape tunnel, Hatson" "A tunnel?" "Yes It narrows towards his house" "How do bananas fit into this?" "He plans to feed the guards until they forget why they're chasing him" #vss365 #taper

"Sholmes, every hotel guest has received a bill for a thousand pounds" "Geriarty is testing their #travel budgets, Hatson" "That is outrageous" "Geriarty doesn't think so" "Why?" "He's conducting a study to know whether panic makes people better negotiators" #vss365

Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends 💐

"Sholmes, the town fountain has stopped working" "Look at that tapering pipe, Hatson" "What about it?" "Geriarty narrowed the water supply to a trickle" "Why would he do that?" "He wanted to sell bottled water to the thirsty pigeons" #vss365 #taper

Have a super Sunday friends 💐

"Sholmes,every fish has vanished from the aquarium" "Search Geriarty’s house,Hatson" "But it’s #miles away" "He has a bathtub large enough to hold the evidence" "He stole the fish?" "Obviously.He wanted an audience that listens to his speeches without swimming away" #vss365

"Sholmes, a dozen bicycles vanished from the park" "Geriarty, Hatson. He intends to cycle #miles away from the police" "But he can't ride a bicycle" "He's practising, mate" "On stolen bicycles?" "He's taking one for a test ride. The other eleven are training wheels" #vss365

Have a super Saturday and great weekend friends 💐💐

"Sholmes, the crown has vanished. I #doubt the guards were asleep" "Quite right, Hatson. Geriarty gave them comfortable chairs" "He wanted them to relax?" "He wanted them to stop standing between him and the crown" #vss365

"Sholmes, all the meditation cushions are gone...I #doubt the students can relax in the yoga session" "Not to worry Hatson. Geriarty is teaching them detachment" "By stealing their cushions?" "Indeed. He believes enlightenment begins when the furniture disappears" #vss365

Have a fabulous Friday friends 💐

"Sholmes, every bar stool is missing" "Geriarty is testing their #commitment, Hatson" "To what? Drinking while standing?" “Precisely. He believes a customer who can balance three drinks deserves an appreciation" #vss365

"Sholmes, all the departure boards of the airport display the word 'Maybe' " "Geriarty is questioning passengers' #commitment to travel, Hatson" "But passengers need definite answers" "He wants them to develop emotional resilience before boarding,Hatson" #vss365

Have a terrific Thursday friends 💐