KeyNoTea retweeted
"If we swing a chicken around our heads, God will think the chickens committed our sins"
-Jews
KeyNoTea retweeted
Farah Maalim wewe ni mbwa sana. Hiyo kiburi na dictatorship pelekea bibi yako na watu wa kwenu. We also know your loyalty doesn’t lie in Kenya but Somali and your utterances have been used to spread propaganda by Alshabaab.
KeyNoTea retweeted
Proof that Kenya could easily live without politicians.....and their enormous salaries
Out of 67 senators, only 15 are needed for the Senate to sit. For two weeks in a row, fewer than 15 showed up.
Sh739,600 a month. That is a senator’s salary, before allowances.
In those two weeks, seven Cabinet Secretaries came to answer questions on stalled roads, drought relief money, 427 acres of Nyatike forest given to a private gold company, etc.
All seven were sent away because there was no quorum.
Sakaja waited two hours for senators to show up to examine Nairobi’s accounts. Ok, no problem with this really ju hata hakuna chenye anaenda kufanya.
And 689 matters are waiting, including the Public Participation Bill.
This is just after a four-week holiday.
A teacher who misses two weeks of class is disciplined. A nurse who misses two weeks of shifts loses pay.
But a senator can stay away for two weeks and collect a full salary.
KeyNoTea retweeted
Anyways anytime kuna terror attacks in Lamu and NFD i must remind ya'll about this very capable, highly skilled, patriotic and competent security chiefs lineup 🙏🙏
KeyNoTea retweeted
NEWS UPDATE
24-year old KCA University student Cullen Maina who was allegedly abducted during the Gen Zs protests has been found dead
KeyNoTea retweeted
Sério, ALGUÉM É CONTRA AS AÇÕES DO BUKELE?
COMO É POSSÍVEL ALGUÉM SER CONTRA UMA POPULAÇÃO RECUPERAR SEUS TERRITÓRIOS, SUA LIBERDADE, SUA HONRA?
KeyNoTea retweeted
If you allow Ruto another chance in 2027, as he promises that you will be the leaders in 2032, no young person may live to see 2032 - Edwin Sifuna
KeyNoTea retweeted
After messing up the passport rating, insulting Kenyans when you gave US rights to host their quarantine centre.
What kind of incompetence is this
CS Aden Duale on Ebola: Kenya will not serve as a quarantine center for any jurisdiction. Travelers from other countries will not be held in Kenya, to meet another country’s entry requirement. MoH will not issue any certificate of quarantine, or Ebola free certification for travel purposes. Kenya remains open for business, with no restriction for movement or public gathering
KeyNoTea retweeted
Address the root, and the branches will take care of themselves. Islam is a chaotic religion of terrorists. Why are we always trying to run away from the truth. Fuck Islam
KeyNoTea retweeted
Certain factions of Twitter are weirdly quiet about this despite being very vocal on other issues. 👀
KeyNoTea retweeted
Sammy Cullen Maina. Remember that name.
KeyNoTea retweeted
As a Zimbabwean who has spent years defending Nigeria in online banter, I officially surrender today. How do I defend celebrating a 13.5km road that took 16 years to build, and nicknaming it Cape Town?
