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Chaos Specialist. I do a little bit of everything all at once. https://teapawt.net/t.co/TAhe4zVrzE

Portland, OR
Joined February 2009
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It's not easy being a seething cauldron of judgmental snark.
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New Issue: BCS #403 out today, featuring stories of tangling with burdens of magic by @jonathanolfert and Adam Breckenridge, a podcast of the Breckenridge read by @mkhobson, and a From the BCS Archives story by AJ Lucy, behind cover art by Nele Diel: beneath-ceaseless-skies.com/…
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"Mute and move on" is my new motto
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My mighty army of sexbot followers grows larger by the day.
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Jesus Christ you watch *one* ASMR soap-crushing video on YouTube
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New Issue: BCS #383 out today, featuring stories of funerary rites and the living by @KatWithSword Howard and J.A. Prentice @LivingAuthors, podcast of Howard read by @mkhobson, From the BCS Archives story by Riley Neither, new cover art by Roberto Nieto: beneath-ceaseless-skies.com/…
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New Issue: BCS #382 out today, featuring stories of daughters defiant for their mothers by @MariaHaskins and M.S. Dean @MyrceneDean, podcast of the Haskins read by @mkhobson, From the Archives story & podcast @josh_rountree, behind cover art by Ed Perryer: beneath-ceaseless-skies.com/…
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I'd like to sleep now, brain, you seditious motherfucker.
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"I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken."
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Find what you love and let it kill you.
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Nobody ever gets enough of anything and the world is always ending.
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I am currently binge listening to all of @evandoorbell's tapes. THEY ARE SO COOL youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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Still trying to figure out my social wall. Pay no attention to this tweet. #bubblebraintrivia
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I DEMAND THE RETURN OF EVERY TRILLIONTH OF A PENNY! 😂
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It's a scientifically proven fact: if you can't remember your dreams it's because they are being harvested by aliens, like horseshoe crab blood.
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