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Life is like a game of Dungeons & Dragons. You can play all you want, but there's no proof that anything is actually happening.
It's really nice to have #Chromatica to keep my Twitter feed alive with some hope, while the world is on fire at least we can dance
Life is like a game of Hearthstone. I earn my wins and all of my losses are obviously just the result of my opponent’s unfair advantages.
If this had as much coverage as the next moronic thing Trump says, maybe we'd become enraged enough to do something. buzzfeed.com/katiejmbaker/se…
Life is like a game of Zelda. There's a fine line between "exploring" and "wandering around aimlessly."
Every time you're drunk and text someone and there's a message failure, it's God giving you a second chance at life.
@devondevonbowie Thnx for not beginning your Twitter pilgrimage with "Finally got a twitter!"