@mlbenson

DPhil Theology @uniofoxford | Catholic

 Oxford, England
Joined February 2017
  • Tweets2.1K
  • Following501
  • Followers280
86Media
Or was his destiny from the start To be but just one moment Near your heart? – Ivan Turgenev
1
6
420
“World of Warcraft Forever” sounds like a threat
33
18
8
295
18,752
Matthew Benson retweeted
shark@spectrumasharkSep 11
Replying to @spermfart
hard mode is the only honorable way to play wordle
5
14
1
1,810
85,377
Matthew Benson retweeted
Vincent Alexander@NonsenseIslandSep 2
A perfect gag.
Corby! (SFX COMMS OPEN)@CorbyVoSep 1
Whole tl is talking about Looney Tunes so heres my favorite joke ever
3
396
7
4,282
66,100
you have no authority here jackie weaver no authority at all handforth parish council meeting
7
22
7
278
647,971
Someone in work told me they were born in 2008
8
52
1
1,286
46,937
gay homosexual dog walking fast city neighborhood ray of light madonna audio edit reaction video
46
3,287
317
25,337
3,211,818
The X-Files (1993) - Season 3 Episode 20
133
7,157
965
39,513
5,133,793
Matthew Benson retweeted
o-n🌛🍓@thefloorsonfireAug 19
scooby doo after he finishes praying:
إبراهيم@veenies_toyAug 18
ramen
187
22,128
213
230,171
4,598,288
Matthew Benson retweeted
words with love@juscrapbookAug 17
i loved my friend he went away from me there’s nothing more to say the poem ends, soft as it began— i loved my friend.
4
383
33
1,960
39,991
I bet mine look like this
Paper Parrot
@paperparrot_Aug 16
A 20-year-old woman in Taiwan who almost never drank plain water but bubble tea and sugary juices ended up with over 300 kidney stones in one kidney. She went to the hospital with a high fever and bad back pain. Scans showed her right kidney was packed with stones some as big as 2 cm. Doctors said they looked like little steamed buns.
1
1
534
"A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon was under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars." (Apoc 12:1)
28
116
1,225
Matthew Benson retweeted
sean@DilettanteryPodAug 15
A 16th-century Islamic painting depicting Alexander the Great being lowered in a glass submersible
49
702
57
11,085
787,902
Matthew Benson retweeted
Henry Hill@HCH_HillAug 14
The day after an eclipse? My omens, they are very bad.
Gareth Corfield@GazTheJournoAug 14
The train involved in yesterday's Lewes derailment appears to be the very first Great British Railways-liveried set of carriages. Train 387172 was unveiled in May by the Transport Sec. In its distinctive blue paint, it formed the front half of yesterday's accident train.
1
3
15
2,384
Matthew Benson retweeted
Red Maria@dolphinmariaAug 15
Hope, hope, hope. We have the resurrection. Sadness, yes, but away with despair. Despair is the big killer. Hope, always hope.
1
3
103
Matthew Benson retweeted
evan🦉@rainstormblueAug 14
burning my eyes during the eclipse and nearly getting a heart attack from the alert
1
61
1
1,960
26,833
Matthew Benson retweeted
Red Maria@dolphinmariaAug 15
Depressing, depressing, depressing.
1
2
90
Matthew Benson retweeted
Red Maria@dolphinmariaAug 15
It’s so desperately sad. I feel so much for Arday’s grief-stricken family. Suicide is the most mysterious of actions. We wonder what if, what if. Struck by @kehinde_andrews saying Arday felt there was no way out. How can such feelings be addressed before they overwhelm?
1
3
122
He died 8 months in after encouraging universalism, opening the door (unsuccessfully) to women’s ordination, and banning the Novus Ordo
𝖂𝔲𝖑𝔣𝖘𝔱𝖆𝔫 ☧ 🇦🇲🇰🇿🍵🪏@ChudNarodnikAug 14
Subtitle error
10
2
1
189
7,994
Matthew Benson retweeted
The Sales Bull
@TheSalesBull1Aug 13
10 years later you’ll be glad you took it Men don’t take enough photos Everything changes so quickly
No Context Brits
@NoContextBritsAug 13
“Mate send me that photo from last night.” The photo:
92
3,440
34
67,056
1,242,643
Load more