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HONK HONK! *is a horrible goose*

Ponyville, Equestria
Joined October 2019
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*turned off the lights in @mlp_Plotline's #GameCenter basement* HONK HONK! #HorribleGoose
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*has stolen someone's snowball* HONK HONK! *mine now!* #PVSBF22
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*yep, that ain't happening* HONK HONK HONK! *turns around, chases @mlp_GavinGriff off of the float, and eventually, down the street* *the float is unattended* #HWP22 #Honk
... *the goose has made a terrible mistake* #HWP22
HONK HONK! *floats their float down the road, dragging @mlp_Derpy's little red wagon behind it* HONK! *has no presents for the float-goers, but does bring the gift of music in the form of @mlp_GavinGriff. He's sure it'll be fine* #HWP22
*is going in line with the floats on its "Coach Z, You Jerk" float. To add to the festivities, ladies and gentlemen, this awful goose presents a moderately passable singer... @mlp_GavinGriff!* #HWP22
*has stolen a float to ride for the #HWP22 today* HONK HONK! *you jerk!*
HONK HONK! *is stealing @mlp_HaYDOS' glass eye tomorrow*
ovo' *what is this? Why is Solar hugging the goose? This doesn't compute!* #RotL22
*stares at @mlp_BlazeNight's hoof and baps it with their beak gently so as not to hurt it. This one's a bit too tiny to terrorize* #RotL22
*glares at @mlp_Plotline... he's so stealing that medal... but that tiara is pretty fabulous too... and those earrings... he's looting Plotline today, end of story* #RotL22
*swimming happily in the fountain* #RotL22
*crosses the finish line amidst the crowd, unsure of its position* *just finds the fountain @mlp_Plotline stumbled into and decides to go for a swim* HONK HONK! *goose's fountain now!* #RotL22
*oh, right, the goose should probably try and win this* HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!! *makes for the finish as the goose races along with @mlp_KindleDrop* #RotL22
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*honks angrily at @mlp_wizard... he put a curse on the goose! The goose is cursing back! #RotL22
*is suddenly distracted by all the shiny corns that @mlp_ChaosKing found. The goose cannot help but go after some of them* HONK HONK! #RotL22