Commander and team spirit of Equestria's Wonderbolts – the BEST aerobatics team! Just an easy goin' guy! Work hard, play harder! (Pfp by Trickate!) - INACTIVE!
Cloudsdale, Equestria
Joined April 2021
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*He pops out of @Capt_Spitfire's trophy cabinet, having stashed himself somehow into the space where the Top Bolt trophy used to be.*
Boss! I've got an idea! Have you considered petitionin' to have the hotel demolished!?
*Pictured: The Wonderbolts blowing up a hotel.*
* @mlp_Fleetfoot didn't get a button in his imagination sequence owing to his ever-growing suspicion that she *may or may not have stolen one of his cards.*
*Sure, it might not have been as good as Slipferd the Sky Dragon, but it was theft none the less!*
*A flashback to the time that he'd shown @mlp_Fleetfoot his newest card trick! 52 card pick-up!*
*He'd made Fleetfoot do the picking up...*
*The warm-ups were very… warming.*
*But not as hot as the show was set to be!*
*The Wonderbolts, in full force, rolled over the crowds. The sounds of their cheering was warped by the sheer speed of the aerial athletes, rippling the air and dirtorting noise within their wake.*
Ok, 1st step is to take a "BEFORE" picture...
*He pulls out a camera by which to document himself on 'day 0'*.
*BIG FLASH!*
OW! My eyes!
*The polaroid prints, and he waits patiently for it to develop...*
Oooookay let's take a- OH NOOO!
ALT Day 0 of Soarin's diet.
*Coming 6th in Top Bolt has served as a rude awakening call for poor, innocent Soarinses.*
*After a few days of moping - a healthy part of processing any grief! - he's now back in action. Sort of.*
*Deep inside his office, he's got charts and post-it notes for: SOARIN'S DIET.*
ALT NEW YEAR? NEW SOARIN.
(6th, huh?)
*It's a bittersweet sensation. He's happy for the winner, @mlp__MistyFly of course - a surprise victory by no doubt. Simultaneously, he can't help but be disappointed with his own performance, scoring even less highly than one of the team's (talented!) reservists.*
*A visual representation of Soarin following his finalé in the #TopBolt24 competition: youtube.com/shorts/ZyGa_XbAG…*
*@mlp__MistyFly had beaten him at both the speed and technical rounds, using both of these traits as key components of her winning strategy against the veteran stallion.*
*He'd tried his best to keep her in head-to-head flying but, at the last second, she outmanoeuvred him...*
*Sealing the deal by stealing the seal around his tail, Soarin only knew he was beaten when @mlp__MistyFly flew past, waving his ribbon with pride.*
*Touching down, he shook hooves with his friend, accepting defeat gracefully, before retreating to lick his wounds.* #TopBolt24
*His next match, against @mlp__MistyFly, was going to be a challenge. While he knew that friends like his Boss and @mlp_Fleetfoot had an edge to them, Misty Fly was a little more innocent. He found that hard to compete against, not wanting to hurt any feelings.*
*Plus, they'd gotten up to some shenannigans over the years! Like the time that they'd nearly accidentally signed up to the 71st division of the Cloudsdale Colt Scouts! ...How @mlp__MistyFly managed to be initiated as a mare was beyond even Soarin.*
#TopBolt24
ALT Misty Fly and Soarin get initiated into the 71st Cloudsdale Colt Scouts.
*His match against Silverstream hadn't been especially easy. She boasted a clear advantage: Digits.*
*Still, he was a much more experienced flyer and was, to some degree, determined to prove himself a techincal, agile aerialist, challenging his own mediocre scores.*
#TopBolt24
*For the first time in years, the #TopBolt24 competition saw disaster. As Sun Chaser was prepared for her run, Soarin spotted a grave miscalculation.*
Hey, uh, Sun Chaser; you're meant to stand the OTHER side of the startin' lin-
Aaand, she's goin' the wrong way...
*KUH-RASH!*
