Dr. River Song (@mlp_river) profile picture
Time and Space
Joined October 2011
But do we still blame @foalpapers in the future? *feisty smile* … spoilers. teapawt.net/mlp_niccolo/status/118…
Bah! My village has blamed @foalpapers for centuries, you rank amateur! teapawt.net/mlp_davenport/status/1…
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Suit yourself then. Until next time then, Sir Alberio. *she gives a smile and then walks back to the TARDIS*
*suddenly brings up a smile* Now then! I think it's snack time for @mlp_Tornado. Would you care to join us?
But heed my warning, young knight. If you read that last page, then everything as we know it will revert to zero.
Sure. You're @mlp_Luna's Knight. You're as trustworthy as @mlp_twilight and the others, after all.
Ok. *backs away from Alberio and tosses him a key*
So have I made myself clear? You should NOT, under any circumstances, open that book and read all the way to the very last page!
ELTON GUMMY. *DUN DUN DUN*
*backs up Alberio to a tree* And worst of all... above all else... the ONE thing that would come and befall this place...
All of that will befall upon Ponyville! Not to mention the ever forbidden tales of... that faithful day.
Yes really! Dragons, Disco, Drag Races and Sofas! An endless rain of sofas could fall for many many days!
Such an event could cause catastrophic consequences to the likes nopony has ever seen!
*trots up to Alberio forcing him back* They are forbidden for a reason! If such a pony were to lay a single eye upon the words inscribed?
You do realize that these tales are forbidden, don't you?
*grabs the book that fell from @mlp_Alberio as he jumped* Hmmm... "Tales of a Paradox World".