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Product Designer, UX for early stage startups • Tech, Sports, Stats

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2010
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Michael Mallette retweeted
RIP Brooklyn Vegan. Absolutely bewildering. Thinking of all the great people there and the unparalleled music coverage they’ve done over the years. Utterly unceremonious and moronic actions by Veeps.
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Michael Mallette retweeted
When I’m on hold, accepting a call back feels like a leap of faith. Instead, services could leverage SMS to: • Confirm I’m still in line • Reassure me with updates • Let me know I’m about to get a call back I hadn’t seen anything like this until yesterday. While on hold to schedule a Dr's appt, I got an offer for a call back with SMS confirmation! It was such a solid start and I’d love to see more of this. Thanks to @mmmallette for inspiring solutions to this issue. Assuming I have to talk to someone in person and I can't do so immediately...here’s my ideal scenario when waiting. What’s yours?
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Michael Mallette retweeted
Elon Musk endorses Joe Biden for re-election fortune.com/2023/08/21/elon-…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This tweet is not a headline for the attached article, which describes Twitter’s plans to remove headlines from article links. This tweet is intended as satire to showcase the flaws of this new Twitter implementation. fortune.com/2023/08/21/elo…
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Michael Mallette retweeted
I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.
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Michael Mallette retweeted
Don’t Look Back
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Michael Mallette retweeted
my team at Apple Accessibility is incredible! on Apple Watch, you can now answer calls, check your notifications or end a workout using ONLY hand gestures ⌚️✊🏼👌🏼 + much more here: apple.com/newsroom/2021/05/a…
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Michael Mallette retweeted
Happy #ValentinesDay ❤️
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What happens when you prioritize consistency over clarity.
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Did anyone do this yet
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Michael Mallette retweeted
I honestly wanted to vomit when I read this press release from UnitedHealth disclosing how huge its windfall profits over the last 3 months have been, while millions of Americans lost their jobs & health insurance & over 100k lost their lives. (1/9) sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/…
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Michael Mallette retweeted
During the pandemic, while a record-breaking 5.4 million Americans lost their health insurance, UnitedHealth—one of the largest health insurance companies in America—made a record-breaking quarterly profit of $6.6 billion.
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Michael Mallette retweeted
Class warfare at its ugliest: Boeing’s former CEO gets up to $58.5 million after 346 passengers died on his watch. Bloomberg - worth $54 billion - used prison labor on his campaign. The Walton family – worth over $200 billion - denied holiday pay to its $11 an hour workers.
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Michael Mallette retweeted
Lately I’ve noticed some Democratic politicians defending the current healthcare system by saying it preserves “choice” for Americans. As a former health insurance exec who helped draft this talking point, I need to come clean on its back story, and why it's wrong and a trap 1/11
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Dany: [walks into Winterfell library] Gary: [whispers] "This is Samwell Tarly, you burnt his father and brother to a crisp." #TalkTheThrones
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Michael Mallette retweeted
XAVIER ROLLING INTO THE ELITE 8 LIKE
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Michael Mallette retweeted
Prince is more alive than 95 percent of this audience.
Michael Mallette retweeted
If avoiding federal taxes is what makes someone a “genius," then let’s revoke the Nobel Prize won by that tax-paying idiot Albert Einstein.
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Michael Mallette retweeted
Ted Cruz releases medical records that show his spine is made of gummy worms.
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