mango

Being on r/polyamory was not on my 2025 bingo card but here we are

i got the vaccine and it made me start liking musicals

this site is sooooo over. follow me on bluesky bsky.app/profile/smorgas-bor…

had a dream last night that bbno$ was going around stealing from everyone and when i confronted him about it he said “i don’t care. my dad owns an island in the galapagos so i can do whatever i want”

god is real

literally dated a man who would fight with me about israel palestine and he didn’t know what a genocide was. how can you be so fucking stupid.

thinking about the time i broke my foot and my work thought i was lying despite me wearing a boot for a month??? like do u think i did that for fun???

we, as a society, do not speak about the cinematic masterpiece, that is Shrek 2, nearly enough

no big titty girls on love island. need more big titty representation on these shows.

can we bring back myspace

ummmm listen. i was gonna make an awesome point, but i just don’t remember anymore

imagine having a girlfriend who can write you poems in italian…i continue to amaze myself

need to write a poem for my boyfriend right NOW but alas…i lay

been dreaming a lot about giraffes lately….my subconscious wishes i was taller

rip hitler you would’ve loved legolas from lord of the rings

no man has ever yearned

went on a date with a guy once who didn’t think broad city was funny….

moving to the uk solely because skins is still on netflix here

last year almost everyone i know went through a break up and this year everyone is falling in love so yeah i do believe in the stars