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Me & Bros at my wedding checking our betslips. 🧾
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Amis brésilien je vous ai déjà parler de mon amour pour Neymar ?
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HouseWatch | Week 8 🏈 Top 15 Anytime TD Projections Javonte Williams vs ARI James Cook III vs BAL CeeDee Lamb vs ARI D'Andre Swift vs SEA Bucky Irving vs ATL Kyle Monangai vs SEA Ja'Marr Chase vs TEN Zach Charbonnet vs CHI Breece Hall vs LV Josh Allen vs BAL Parker Washington vs IND Colston Loveland vs SEA George Pickens vs ARI Chase Brown vs TEN Mitchell Tinsley vs TEN WHO FINDS PAY DIRT THIS WEEK 👀 These are not picks, and we are not a capper. These are the top 15 projections from the entire roster, sliced from our full system, delivered free here every week of the NFL season 🔔 Scroll our feed or search "HouseWatch" on our profile for previous week recaps #NFL #FantasyFootball #AnytimeTD #NFLProps #DFS #NFLWeek8 #DallasCowboys #BillsMafia #DaBears #WeAreTheKrewe #WhoDey #GoHawks #JetUp #DUUUVAL
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C'est le plus grand moment de l'histoire du pays
Le vin rouge que boit ta daronne pour oublier son divorce s’appelle Bordeaux.
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Le nouveau drapeau de la France
🤖 Made with AI
Deus só fez a França e o Brasil serem tão longe um do outro, porque ele sabe muito bem como seria a gente junto nessa política🤫 (a extrema-direita nem existiria)
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La mère d’un BRÉSILIEN a battu le cancer ‼️‼️🇧🇷🇧🇷
MINHA MAMÃE VENCEU O CÂNCER
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NBA WEDNESDAY CHEAT SHEET🏀 🏀 PHI @ IND (7:00, PHI -4.5, total 237.5, Zubac is OUT, Haliburton and Nembhard are Q) • Joel Embiid 9+ rebounds (IND gives centers 13.8 boards a game, 5th most, and Zubac is OUT) • Joel Embiid 24+ points (IND gives centers 18.0 pts a game, 8th most in the NBA) • LeBron James 7+ rebounds (IND gives forwards 22.2 boards a game, 6th most) • LeBron James 17+ points (IND gives forwards 49.0 pts a game, 9th most) • Tyrese Haliburton 4+ rebounds (PHI gives guards 23.2 boards a game, the MOST in the NBA. Q, only if he plays) 🏀 WSH @ CLE (7:00, CLE -10.5, total 239.5) • Trae Young 21+ points (CLE gives guards 63.0 pts a game, 9th most) • Trae Young 33+ PRA (CLE gives guards 93.3 pts+reb+ast a game, 10th most) • Anthony Davis 11+ rebounds (CLE gives up 48.7 boards a game, 7th most) • Alex Sarr 6+ rebounds (CLE gives centers 13.7 boards a game, 6th most) • Mario Hezonja 3+ rebounds (WSH gives forwards 28.0 boards a game, the MOST in the NBA) 🏀 MIA @ ATL (7:00, ATL -3.5, total 241.5, Aaron Wiggins is Q) • Giannis Antetokounmpo 32+ points (ATL gives forwards 52.8 pts a game, 3rd most) • Bam Adebayo 4+ assists (ATL gives centers 6.2 assists a game, the MOST in the NBA) • Jalen Johnson 7+ assists (MIA gives forwards 9.8 assists a game, 3rd most) • Dyson Daniels 7+ rebounds (MIA gives guards 18.2 boards a game, 7th most) • Nickeil Alexander-Walker 3+ threes (MIA allows 17.2 made threes a game, the MOST in the NBA) 🏀 CHA @ DET (7:00, DET -6.5, total 215.5, DET on night 2 of a back-to-back) • Naz Reid 8+ rebounds (DET gives centers 14.2 boards a game, 4th most) • Naz Reid 28+ PRA (DET gives centers 32.0 pts+reb+ast a game, 9th most) • Cade Cunningham under 24.5 points (CHA gives guards 47.5 pts a game, 3rd fewest) • Duncan Robinson under 2.5 assists (CHA gives forwards 6.5 assists a game, 5th fewest) • Under 215.5 (DET allows 107.0 pts a game, 7th fewest, on the 2nd night of a back-to-back) 🏀 ORL @ TOR (7:30, TOR -4.5, total 223.5, Banchero and Suggs are OUT) • Franz Wagner 6+ assists (9 assists in his only game without Banchero this season) • Franz Wagner 7+ rebounds (TOR gives forwards 27.0 boards a game, 2nd most) • Immanuel Quickley 17+ points (ORL gives guards 68.3 pts a game, 3rd most) • Immanuel Quickley 6+ assists (ORL gives guards 17.0 assists a game, 8th most) • Ja'Kobe Walter 4+ rebounds (ORL gives guards 22.3 boards a game, 2nd most) • Raptors -4.5 (TOR forces 24.7 turnovers a game, the MOST in the NBA) 🏀 DEN @ NO (8:00, DEN -4.5, total 240.5, Cam Johnson is doubtful) • Nikola Jokic 27+ points (NO allows 58.0 paint pts a game, the MOST, Jokic had 35 on them in the 1st meeting) • Jamal Murray 6+ assists (NO gives guards 19.0 assists a game, the MOST in the NBA) • Derik Queen 7+ rebounds (DEN gives centers 15.7 boards a game, 2nd most) • Dejounte Murray 17+ points (DEN gives guards 66.0 pts a game, 4th most) • Saddiq Bey 12+ points (DEN gives guards 66.0 pts a game, 4th most) • Zion Williamson under 5.5 rebounds (DEN gives forwards 13.0 boards a game, the FEWEST in the NBA) 🏀 GS @ MIN (8:00, MIN -3.5, total 229.5, Anthony Edwards is OUT, Lendeborg is Q) • Ayo Dosunmu 13+ points (GS gives guards 64.2 pts a game, 7th most, with Edwards OUT) • LaMelo Ball 7+ assists (GS allows 29.8 assists a game, 3rd most) • Jaden McDaniels 3+ assists (GS gives forwards 9.0 assists a game, 6th most) • Draymond Green under 4.5 rebounds (MIN gives forwards 14.8 boards a game, 4th fewest) • Under 229.5 (MIN allows 105.0 pts a game, 3rd fewest, and Edwards' 33.3 a night is OUT) 🏀 HOU @ MIL (8:00, HOU -8.5, total 227.5, Sengun is OUT, Marcus Smart is Q) • Kevin Durant 6+ rebounds (MIL gives forwards 23.5 boards a game, 5th most, and Sengun is OUT) • Tari Eason 11+ points (MIL gives forwards 50.0 pts a game, 7th most) • Reed Sheppard 4+ assists (MIL gives guards 16.8 assists a game, 9th most, Sengun's 7.0 a night OUT) • Tyler Herro 3+ threes (HOU gives guards 8.2 made threes a game, 8th most) • Myles Turner under 5.5 rebounds (HOU gives centers 3.2 boards a game, the FEWEST in the NBA) 🏀 NYK @ CHI (8:00, NYK -7.5, total 234.5, NYK on night 2 of a back-to-back) • Josh Giddey under 7.5 assists (NYK gives guards 12.8 assists a game, 2nd fewest) • Josh Giddey under 11.5 points (NYK gives guards 51.2 pts a game, 7th fewest) • Norman Powell under 18.5 points (NYK gives guards 51.2 pts a game, 7th fewest) • Karl-Anthony Towns under 3.5 assists (CHI gives centers 1.8 assists a game, 9th fewest) • Matas Buzelis 2+ assists (NYK gives forwards 9.5 assists a game, 4th most) 🌙 SAS @ UTA (9:00, SAS -12.5, total 233.5, SAS on night 2 of a back-to-back, Jaren Jackson Jr. is OUT, Markkanen is Q) • Keyonte George 21+ points (26 on Monday after Jaren Jackson Jr. left after 10 minutes, JJJ is OUT) • Victor Wembanyama under 2.5 assists (UTA gives forwards 6.8 assists a game, 7th fewest) • Stephon Castle under 5.5 assists (UTA gives guards 13.5 assists a game, 4th fewest) • Darryn Peterson 4+ rebounds (SAS gives guards 17.0 boards a game, 9th most) • Ace Bailey 7+ rebounds (SAS gives guards 17.0 boards a game, 9th most) 🌙 OKC @ DAL (9:30 ESPN, OKC -6.5, total 228.5, Holmgren, Jalen Williams and Caruso are OUT, Ajay Mitchell, Kyrie and Naji Marshall are Q) • Under 228.5 (OKC allows 100.8 pts a game, FEWEST in the NBA, its games average 212) • Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 6+ assists (DAL gives guards 18.8 assists a game, 2nd most) • Jared McCain 17+ points (18 in 30 minutes Monday, 1st game without Holmgren and Jalen Williams) • Ajay Mitchell 19+ points (30 on Monday without Holmgren and Jalen Williams. Q, only if he plays) • Aday Mara 6+ rebounds (10 boards in 20 minutes Monday with Holmgren OUT) • Max Christie 4+ rebounds (OKC gives guards 18.8 boards a game, 4th most) • Daniel Gafford under 9.5 points (OKC gives forwards 35.2 pts a game, 6th fewest) 🌙 LAL @ LAC (10:30, LAL -5.5, total 228.5, LAL on night 2 of a back-to-back, Hachimura is OUT) • Darius Garland 26+ points (LAL gives guards 64.5 pts a game, 6th most, 26 on them in the 1st meeting) • Brook Lopez 13+ points (22 on the Lakers in the 1st meeting this season) • Kris Dunn 6+ assists (LAL gives guards 18.0 assists a game, 6th most) • Kris Dunn 5+ rebounds (LAL gives guards 18.8 boards a game, 3rd most) • Keaton Wagler 5+ rebounds (LAL gives guards 18.8 boards a game, 3rd most)
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On bloque l’extrême droite. Prenons tous le réflexe : dès que vous voyez un compte d’extrême droite même un petit bloquez-le
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La victime n'a pas eu le temps d'être enterrée que son meurtrier est déjà sorti de prison
🚨🇫🇷 ALERTE INFO ! L’ÉTAT PSYCHIATRIQUE DU TERRORISTE DE TRAPPES A ÉTÉ JUGÉ INCOMPATIBLE AVEC SA GARDE À VUE 😨 Sa garde à vue été suspendue et il a été transféré à l’INFIRMERIE PSYCHIATRIQUE pour une durée pouvant aller jusqu’à 48 heures. Me Yassine Bouzrou, avocat de la famille de Pengo Bossio Wangi, dénonce une décision "très rare" et une "récurrence préoccupante". Pour lui, lorsqu’un attentat est commis par un individu d’extrême droite, la question psychiatrique est rapidement soulevée, contrairement aux attentats islamistes. Il refuse que la psychiatrie devienne un moyen d’ÉCARTER LA MOTIVATION IDÉOLOGIQUE des crimes racistes et terroristes. (Le Parisien)
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l am crying😂😭
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EVA NIQUER TA MÈREEEE SALE RACISTE
Replying to @fodexx_
どのエヴァ?
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Aaron Rodgers in Paris:
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Quand on vous avait dis que c’était plus facile d’avoir une arme qu’une alternance en france on rigolait pas hein
Mais comment il a pu se procurer ça ??
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En 2027 on a le choix entre la 6e République et le 4e Reich
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Jackson to your 100m midfielder 😂😂
Wait so Nicolas Jackson is the starting striker of the almighty Aston Villa I’m supposed to be scared of???😂😂
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« J’avais peur de venir, c’est pour ça que je suis là » Marée humaine à Paris. Incroyable.
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On pisse tellement sur l’extrême droite et chaque personne votant pour leurs idées nauséabondes. On pisse également sur ceux qui mettent le RN (nazi, fasciste, raciste) sur le même pied d’égalité que LFI. On pisse sur les personnes qui partagent la haine tous les jours avec leurs discours. Le monde prend vraiment une sale direction ; avec le peu d'influence qu'on a, on essaiera d'ouvrir les yeux aux gens sur la réalité du monde. Les musulmans, les Noirs et les Arabes ne seront jamais les seuls responsables de tous les maux que comporte l’Occident depuis quelques années. Des discours de dingue, des discours moches et des discours moches ont été banalisés d'une manière assez déconcertante ces dernières années. Le football est et restera à jamais politique et on en parlera toujours. Paix au frérot décédé sous les balles d'un terroriste instrumentalisé par les paroles de haine propagées par certains. Prompt rétablissement à la fille de 12 ans qui a été criblée de balles. Grosse force à leur famille et qu'Allah leur vienne en aide. On doit être plus que jamais soudés, c'est de notre responsabilité d'accorder un monde juste, meilleur et équitable aux prochaines générations. Main dans la main. On espère que cet incident ouvrira les yeux et fera changer les choses. Fuck le RN. Fuck Reconquête. Fuck le MR. Fuck la NVA. Fuck l'extrême-droite. Fuck les fascistes.
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Ce qui s’est produit à Trappes c’est les conséquences d’une société qui a laissé le racisme devenir une opinion politique en toute impunité
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La BALLE monumentale qu’a envoyé Melenchon a BFM TV je suis mooooort (il a totalement raison) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Je trouve les influenceurs qui on pleurés pour des vitrines très silencieux face à l'acte terroriste à Trappes.
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