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just some random guy tweeting, and probably not wearing pants.

The Midwest
Joined October 2014
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Marlon Rando retweeted
Jay-Z has a networth of 1.3 billion. Here are Jay-Z top 10 rules for success:
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A day in the life of an Elementary School teacher vs a High School teacher🍎👀 #teacherlife
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A history teacher @antisocstudies explains the historical significance of @lizzo playing James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute
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The way the finger shook said it all 💀😂
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Marlon Rando retweeted
Goodnight cutest lil guy. I want him to come to my house
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Adulting is knowin that brussle sprouts was fire the whole time and cartoons had an agenda
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Any movie that has a party scene is now a period piece
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Trump avoiding transfer of power like teapawt.net/Alpha_Taurus_/status/1…
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Sure sex is great and all, but have you ever voted Trump out of office?
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Marlon Rando retweeted
I feel like we will always discover something new in the ocean
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Marlon Rando retweeted
Donald Trump is a fucking imbecile.
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Millionaire athletes opt out of their season to protect themselves and their families... Americans: I completely understand and agree. Teachers pleading to teach online to protect themselves, their students and their families... Americans: Stop being so selfish!
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Replying to @Toniob38
So, let me get this straight. You and your partner were accosted by a racist white man who site you might break into his house because you were delivering your package? And @FedEx fired the two of you because of it? FedEx is taking the side of racists & firing Black employees?
Update FedEx called and told me to take down this video and fired both of us Today .. I’m reposting this video because people like him doesn’t matter white or any race should never disrespect essential workers putting their lives in jeopardy especially with this covid-19
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Excuses are like vaginas everybody has one
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Things that stop us from seeing clearly
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Marlon Rando retweeted
So my neighbor with the big tits is outside gardening topless today. I just wish his wife would do the same😉😂😂
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🐐 x 🐍 Brothers. (via @Lakers)
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Offset, Quavo and Takeoff
What are the 3 branches of government? Wrong answers only.
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Marlon Rando retweeted
Sources are telling me that as early as Monday, Fox News will ask its employees to lie from home.
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We just missed out on 8 years of Kate McKinnon doing shit like this. Hope you're happy, America.
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