government should be boring. roads should work. water should be clean. hospitals should function. public transport should run. the taxes we pay should quietly fund all of it. nobody needs their government to be entertaining. they need it to fucking work
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i love halloweekend #DrinkingOnPrescriptionMedications
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Il ritorno di glee è il più grande segnale che il mondo è in crisi perche nessuna mente sana approverebbe il suo ritorno
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People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family
Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again
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TO LIVE AND DIE AND TOUR ACROSS THE AMERICAN WEST 🐍🌵 (and a few other places) running it back this time with @supersometimes @Leisure_Hour_ and @shorelinepunx 🏜️ TIX ON SALE FRIDAY 11AM LOCAL TIME 🎟️
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i am the friend enjoyer. stay in my house. smoke my weed. my couch is ready for u
I have an extra queen sized air mattress, sheets and pillows just to have the CHANCE of hosting my friends. Extra towels, toothbrushes, rags and everything. You’re all so bad at maintaining relationships platonic or not because you’re selfish!!
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“Schitt’s Creek” star Dan Levy is calling out Shane Gillis' #SNL monologue.
"I’m speechless that something like that can exist on live national television. And to be perfectly honest, more men need to be standing up in opposition to it because it’s complacency that has created the environment in which women are sexually assaulted and it’s a ‘conversation’ as opposed to a ‘crime.'" variety.com/2026/tv/news/dan…
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Hey so like what’s up with everyone’s situational awareness. It has gotten really bad. No one seems to understand anymore that there’s other people on the earth with them. Look up from your phone! People are in front or behind you.
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it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

























