moanup

I wonder who the new celeb is that has an injunction, it’s got to be a real CLIFF hanger

“Unlucky”

That kingfisher picture is shit

Joe Swash creeps me out

Who knew the government’s ‘be ready’ campaign was about Walliams

Computer says nonce etc

It’s 9/11

I love it when it rains on fireworks night, I call it the David Walliams because it’s so unpleasant for kids

Divad Williams

Million pound shit more like

They should have put Pat Sharp in with James Blunt

I hope we eventually find out who the Harry Potter twink is

Amazing, we’ll save a whopping £45 a year after the gas bill changes. I’m spending mine on a return ticket to London on a busy and/or cancelled train.

Teachers absolutely need two weeks off at half term, it must be so tiring working 9am-3pm four days a week

Don’t need a 3 day stockpile of food and water if you have a tap and deliveroo

They’ll be glad to get back to their families!

Still don’t know who the Harry Potter kid is in the traitors. Working Saturdays in H&M doesn’t make you a celebrity

Wedding banger

After this collab with Chrissy, Hybrid went on the invent the Prius

Music wise the 00’s was shite