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Skier, horror fan, caver, Legos, geography

Colorado, USA
Joined May 2010
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Land reclamation in Boston 1630-1995
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Colorado's @ManitouCaves includes the historic Manitou Grand Caverns, closed in 1906, and reopened in 1980 for tours. California psychic medium Kelsi Davies tours the Caverns to investigate haunting reports: youtu.be/B6hU8cthoxg?si=0ku7…
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two bats, england, ca. 1185
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"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement
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Given that studios are now clearly on the Joan is Awful path of turning actors into forever puppets... Who would support a required declaration on a movie of what percent of time characters onscreen are played by humans (if actor played the part in mo-cap as makeup, not that)?
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god bless a man who believes in bigfoot more than you believe in anything but also isn't a right wing crank
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Top 10 CRAZY stories about Harry Belafonte.
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We have to keep dissing the Nazis all the time.
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Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house
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Mundane Halloween is back! Japan does Halloween better than anyone, but best of all is the annual "mundane Halloween" contest sponsored by website @dailyportalz. The point is to dress up as something super ordinary. Here are some of my favorites from this year...
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become ungovernable
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This is weird coming from a channel that has spent decades running programs claiming ancient Europeans, Bible giants, or even space aliens came to the Americas first.
Today we honor the Indigenous peoples who have been in the Americas long before Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492. #IndigenousPeoplesDay #ColumbusDay
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THE LORE OF CROSSROADS - a thread. The intersection of roads and pathways are dark, dangerous, uncanny places, offering two or more options at once. According to ancient superstitions crossroads are unhallowed ground, haunted by vampires, demons, witches and trolls.
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And I looked, and behold a gray shell: and his name that sat on him was Oyster, and Hell followed with him
this is the mascot for the Halifax Oyster Festival and i’m absolutely terrified of it.
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Not "relatable?" Um, looking for monsters, ghosts, goblins, aliens, giants, space poltergeists, lost cities, portals, dinobeavers from the 5th dimension, & the grand conspiracy is as common as it gets these days, go ask Dept of Defense Weirdshitology is the National Pastime
In a stunning rebuke of today’s relatable celebrity culture, Brad Pitt revealed he spent a year hunting for buried medieval treasure that never existed beneath his French estate. huffpost.com/entry/brad-pitt…
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Y’all remember printing directions off Map Quest? Wild times.
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