@mockingnurd

Location: State of Disarray

 Group W bench. Mefi. IT.
Joined May 2014
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Replying to @PwrFulWmn
Believe in yourself. And don't overpluck.
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Some of you can just print this and frame it for Dad's work bench. Add dinner and Father's Day sorted.
Rock on!
Chelsea ✨@_chelseacarrot11 Jun 2021
just got my associate’s degree and I just got admitted to Texas state this summer. I’m 30, I have a full-time job and I take two classes at a time. go at your own pace, and celebrate your successes. your life is beautiful, ESPECIALLY if it’s unconventional.
Hi Adam- I hope you're having a good day
Replying to @TheMicheleWojo
The Art of The Deal Atlas Shrugged If I Did It anything by Josh Hawley Triggered anything by Anne Coulter
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He did what now?
lauren@lauren5evr10 May 2021
John Mulaney divorces his wife...
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A Worried Citizen@ThePubliusUSA10 May 2021
You know what is a hoax? Trickle down economics.
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🤷‍♀️🐶😳😴💗💖
Martha Smith is on the bloosky now@mostlymartha3 May 2021
🔪😅😍🤣🙄🤨
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Aaaaand the captain has a new name in my house!
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WFAA
@wfaa2 May 2021
What do you think of the proposal? wfaa.com/article/news/politi…

Inside Texas Politics: The House voted to decriminalize marijuana last week. Can it pass the Senate?

Two years ago, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick opposed similar legislation on marijuana decriminalization.

wfaa.com
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Samantha Hannah@thesammyhannah2 May 2021
Mum was just complaining at lunch about one of her old colleagues who was always 'jerking off' when he was supposed to be working. Fairly confident she has misused that word.
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What does a husky do best? Explore the great outdoors (after escaping from the backyard). This is Ethan, and he is PROUD of it. He enjoys a long day out, full of exercise, getting into trouble with the neighbors, and more that he won't tell us. Keller Regional Adoption Center
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A person who chooses silence and peace over having the last word is a wise person.
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No question. His bday was yesterday. Willie Nelson. And I'm sober these days. I've met him but never talked with him. I'd be content to just shut up and listen.
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So sick of tweets full of winks and nudges. Say what you mean. It's Twitter not your golf club.
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KPMoore@KPMoore828 Apr 2021
To the lady who flipped me off when I honked at you, your phone probably isn't on top of your car anymore!
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Another excellent Finding Your Roots ep proving again that hundreds of yrs of white people are boring as hell. @donlemon ancestry tho. 💗 #pbs #genealogy #dna @HenryLouisGates
Tis the season
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Evan@daviddunn17720 Apr 2021
How It Started.............How It’s Going Rest In Peace, Walter Mondale. #Maddow #MSNBC
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Btw, best hobby evah!
Lexi LaFleur Brown@lexilafleur21 Apr 2021
A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom’s. This might be my best find yet.
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Martha Smith is on the bloosky now@mostlymartha21 Apr 2021
I nearly didn't make it to the end of this but I did, oh I did.
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