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* There is no distortion, translator bias, or intentional mistranslation in this translation. Enjoy! Jeongyeon: Happy 11th anniversary!! Jeongyeon: Congratulations, ONCE! Jeongyeon: There are still 10 minutes left!! Jeongyeon: Let's make even more memories together! Jeongyeon: It's our 10th anniversary in Japan next year, right? ONCE: Jeongyeon, live a long, long life. Jeongyeon: Yes ㅋㅋ ONCE: Jeongyeon said TWICE would go all the way to their 101st mini album. Jeongyeon: That's right. Jeongyeon: The members are going to come in, so wait a little longer. (Tzuyu has entered the chat.) Jeongyeon: 4 minutes left! Jeongyeon: 3 minutes! Tzuyu: Hi hi, who's here~~~~~? Jeongyeon: Me! Jeongyeon! Tzuyu: I want to see the previous messages, but I can't.. Jeongyeon: Really? Jeongyeon: We can just start talking from now on ㅋㅋ Tzuyu: What did you eat today? Jeongyeon: I had Subway! Jeongyeon: 2 minutes left!! (Mina has entered the chat) Jeongyeon: Shabushabu, sounds delicious. Mina: Hii~ Jeongyeon: Mina has entered Mina: hehe Jeongyeon: You came in 2 minutes before Jeongyeon: 1 minute left!! Mina: pit a pat Jeongyeon: (An emoji saying "Breathe, breathe") Jeongyeon: (An emoji saying "Congratulations! Congratulations!") Tzuyu: (An emoji of someone blowing their nose) Jeongyeon: HAPPY 11TH ANNIVERSARY!!!!!! Mina: Happy 11th anniversary~!! Jeongyeon: KYAAAAO!!!!!!!!!!! Tzuyu: Happy 11th anniversary. Jeongyeon: (An emoji saying "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.") Mina: (Finger-heart emoji) Jeongyeon: The day we debuted is flashing before my eyes like a montage of memories. Tzuyu: (A cute character holding a cake) Jeongyeon: The day we first revealed "Like Ooh-Ahh" Jeongyeon: I cried so much hehe. Mina: I remember it so well ㅎㅎ (Jihyo has entered the chat) Jeongyeon: Is there anyone here who was watching the live broadcast back then? Jihyo: OPPA HAS ARRIVED. Jeongyeon: JYO OPPA, you're 3 minutes late. Jeongyeon: The celebrations are already over. Tzuyu: I can't believe it's already been 11 years.. Jihyo: I sent a private message to ONCE Tzuyu: (Lollipop emoji) ONCE: Why have Jihyo and Jeongyeon been getting along so well lately? ㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: Huh? We've always been close~ Jihyo: But who's here right now? ONCE: Has OPPA arrived? Jihyo: OPPA is here. ONCE: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ No, that's not what I meant. Jeongyeon unnie said she's dating Jihyo unnie. Jihyo: Oh, right~ Jihyo: But I'm going to cheat on her with Mina~ ONCE: I was 10 years old back then. Jeongyeon: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Sorry. Jeongyeon: Mina left the chat as soon as she heard that ONCE: But why hasn't Jeongyeon's newlywed status arrived yet? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: Huh? Are you cheating too? Jeongyeon: What are you going to do about it? ONCE: Jihyo unnie seems to have that internet "OPPA" disease ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: OPPA disease ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I love it so much. Jihyo: Am I the only one who's late? Jihyo: I don't think so. It's just Yoo Jeongyeon and me here. Jeongyeon: What is "OPPA disease"? Jeongyeon: Tzuyu is here too. ONCE: Did Mina agree to that too? ㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Mina's permission isn't necessary. Don't you trust OPPA? Jeongyeon: Tzuyu left Jeongyeon: "DON'T YOU TRUST OPPA????!!!!!!??????????!!!!!??" Jeongyeon: LET`S BREAKING UP ONCE: It's when you add "oppa" to everything you say ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Like "OPPA is THIS, OPPA is THAT" Jihyo: OPPA used to flirt with Tzuyu too. Jihyo: Yeah, let's break up. Jeongyeon: Park Jihyo. Jihyo: Then I should date Momo now. Jihyo: daebak Jeongyeon: I can't date someone with OPPA disease. Jeongyeon: Mina, be careful. ONCE: This relationship is so complicated. Can I join in too? Jihyo: We'll hold auditions~ Mina: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ONCE: So it's true that OPPA once said he was dating all eight members of TWICE. Jihyo: If OPPA says she'll do something, she does it. Failure? OPPA has never experienced such a thing. OPPA overcomes everything. ONCE: Did Jihyo and Jeongyeon break up...? Jihyo: Don't cry. OPPA doesn't cry. ONCE: What about Sana? Jihyo: OPPA was flirting with Sana a little, and now we're playing hard to get. Jeongyeon: (Vomiting emoji) Jihyo: At this point, this isn't a group Bubble anymore. It's just my personal Bubble~ Jeongyeon: That's because you came in.. ONCE: Yoo Jeongyeon, are you jealous? Jihyo: What? You still can't get over OPPA, can you? Jeongyeon: She's gotten really weird ㅋㅋ Jihyo: You should play the "OPPA Roleplay" too. It's fun. Jeongyeon: Should I be "Noona"? Jihyo: Sounds good. ONCE: Things have gotten so weird.. It's all because of that "OPPA" things Jihyo: ㅋㅋ You say you hate it~ But you actually like it, don't you? ㅋ ONCE: Jihyo OPPA, you said I'm the only one you like. Jihyo: OPPA never said that. ONCE: Noona, you're so pretty~ I'm going crazy~ (* SHINee Reference) Jeongyeon: ㅋㅋㄱㅋ ONCE: Park Jihyo and Yoo Jeongyeon are drunk, aren't they? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: I'm starting to have some doubts about Park Jihyo. ONCE: NO!! Mina is mine!!! Jihyo: Then do you want to be mine too? Jihyo: I'm drunk on ONCE~ Jihyo: It's so obvious which ONCE don't subscribe to my Bubble~ Jihyo: And you're calling this being "drunk"? Jihyo: But have the members ever actually been here? Jeongyeon: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ No ㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: They came to celebrate the 11th anniversary and left. ONCE: Everyone left after Jihyo noona came in. Jeongyeon: That's right ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: What? Jihyo: Did you guys make a group chat without me? Jeongyeon: OPPA, LET'S GOOOO~~~~~~ ONCE: Drunk Jihyo unnie is so scary. Jihyo: OPPA isn't drunk. OPPA isn't that weak. ONCE: Mina OPPA has said more things here than in her own Bubble. Jihyo: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ONCE: Jihyo noona, can you kiss Jeongyeon noona? Jeongyeon: Do you want? ㅋㅋㅋ ONCE: Jihyo unnie.. You're so cringe. Jihyo: You're just shy~ ONCE: Did Momo go out for a late night snack, by any chance? Jeongyeon: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Is this how you imagine Momo? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Sana: Happy 11th anniversaryyyyyyyyy! Jihyo: OPPA, Are you here? Sana: (An emoji saying "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you") Jeongyeon: Suddenly we're back in celebration mode ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Sana: Yeah, you were waiting for me, baby. Jeongyeon: Sana OPPA. Jihyo: (An emoji saying "Announcement: I will marry this person") Sana: Yes, Jeongyeon baby. Jeongyeon: Choose. Jeongyeon: Me or her? Jihyo: I'm OPPA's baby, aren't I? Sana: Jihyo baby and Jeongyeon baby. Jihyo: You and I were having such a good time just the other day... Jeongyeon: I was having a good time with her too, you know? Jihyo: I had a better time with her. Sana: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: I had a good time with her first. ONCE: ONCE is having so much fun right now. I'm going to get some popcorn. Jihyo: Ah, give me a bite. Jeongyeon: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: Wait, no? We're the Jjakkoongz. Jihyo: You can have Momo. Sana: But didn't you say you were going to take Momo? Jeongyeon: Momo is my precious, squishy slime. Sana: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: That's what she is. ONCE: But Jeongyeon already has a wife, though ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: OPPA, apparently she has a wife too. Jeongyeon: What are you talking about? Jeongyeon: Sana OPPA. Answer me. ONCE: She's not even human... (Momo) Sana: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ONCE: Jihyo OPPA, Jeongyeon OPPA, stop fighting. Sana OPPA's love belongs to me. Jihyo: Since you're mine, what's yours is mine. Everything belongs to me. ONCE: Isn't the person Yoo Jeongyeon loves actually Im Nayeon? Jeongyeon: She abandoned me.. ONCE: The 96 liners are fun in any combination. There's never any awkwardness. Personally, I like Johnmo. Jihyo: Johnmo ㅋㅋ Jihyo: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: What's Johnmo? Jihyo: Jeongmo. Jihyo: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: Ah ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: Look, Sana left the chat because of you. ONCE: But Jihyo OPPA was born in 97. Jihyo: I guess that's why they left me out ㅠㅠ Jeongyeon: Honestly. Jihyo: You're not leaving the chat, though. Jihyo: Should we get back together, baby? Jeongyeon: Moji actually sounds pretty good together. Jihyo: Okay. Jihyo: Then Mochi Mochi~ Jihyo: Has Momo ever come here? Jeongyeon: No ㅋㅋㅋ ONCE: Jihyo OPPA is so domineering ㅋㅋㅋ I like that. Jihyo: OPPA is the assertive type~ ONCE: Wait, are there four people born in 1996? Jihyo: Where did you come from? Jeongyeon: Jihyo OPPA is incredibly assertive. Jeongyeon: Let's get back together. Jihyo: Are you attracted to me? Jihyo: Deal. Jeongyeon: I like you, OPPA. Jihyo: You're cute. Sana: ㅌㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: That was easy ㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: My heart fluttered a little. Sana: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: Here's your acceptance necklace. Jeongyeon: Thank you. Jihyo: (An emoji saying "Be mine") Jeongyeon: Make sure the acceptance necklace is from BVLGARI. Sana: You two should hurry up and make an AI drama. Jeongyeon: OPPA Sana: It sounds like it'd be fun. Sana: I'll subscribe. Jeongyeon: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ONCE: I want to eat the oppas' berries too (?). Jihyo: I want to eat bera(Baskin Robbins) Jeongyeon: And then Sana appears as the catfish ( *My AI Partner - Strange Love Reference) Jihyo: Ah, an AI drama ㅋㅋㅋㅋ That would be fun ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: Sana OPPA, so who are you going to choose? Sana: Sana OPPA will think about it while taking a shower. Jeongyeon: Why is Sana OPPA's answer so important!! Sana: OPPA is careful when making decisions. ONCE: I want to see the two of you in real life, not in an AI drama ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ A 12th anniversary fanmeeting concept? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: JYO OPPA Jeongyeon: Don't do that. Jihyo: Okay, my baby. Jeongyeon: You said we'd start over. Jihyo: Why? Jeongyeon: Hmph! Jeongyeon: I'm upset. Jihyo: I'm going to film with you. My soft, savory little puppy. Are you hurt? Jihyo: OPPA doesn't know girls like Sana. ONCE: Jeongyeon! Don't get divorced! I'm a child of 2YEON, so who am I supposed to follow? Jihyo: You have a child too? ONCE: What does "soft, savory" mean? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: Isn't it a trendy expression? ㅎㅎ Jihyo: (An emoji saying "My very own... soft little baby, savory and chewy puppy") Jeongyeon: Did I have a child? Jeongyeon: No, OPPA, don't get the wrong idea. ONCE: John OPPA is so cool. Jihyo: Oh, so my name is John. Jihyo: How dare you hide something like that from OPPA? Jeongyeon: (Posts a photo of Yuki and Peanut.) Jeongyeon: They're my babies. ONCE: I'll take Chaeyoung while everyone's distracted. Jihyo: She's already mine. I've had her for a long time. Jihyo: She had already fallen for me when I made her soy sauce egg rice. Jihyo: Heeheeheeheehee Yuki, Peanut ㅠ Jeongyeon: I'm actually dating Chaeyoung. Jihyo: The book in front of Peanut is just part of the concept, you know. (* Referring to Jeongyeon's photo) Jihyo: amazing. Jeongyeon: (Posts a photo of Chaeyoung) Jeongyeon: She flirted with me. Jeongyeon: It's not part of the concept!!! Jeongyeon: (Posts a photo of HUNTR/X) Jihyo: Chaeyoung was trying to impress me. Jeongyeon: Ah. So it's a love triangle. Jihyo: (Posts a photo of Chaeyoung) Jihyo: She came wearing magic shoes. Jihyo: What do you know? Jeongyeon: You're the one who doesn't know anything. ONCE: If everyone belongs to Jihyo, does that mean I belong to you too? Jihyo: (An emoji saying "Be mine") ONCE: So it's a family of three. Jeongyeon is the mother, Jihyo is the father, and Chaeyoung is the daughter. Jihyo: Correct. ONCE: Jihyo, have you tried the tomato juice made by your child's grandma? ㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: Of course I have, haven't I? Jihyo: Whenever I used to chat on Bubble, ONCE would tell me that I type really fast. Jihyo: Now that I've chatted with the members, I finally understand. Jihyo: I'm a fast OPPA. Jeongyeon: You're really fast. Jeongyeon: I can't keep up with you. Jihyo: Slow, slow. ONCE: A ridiculously fast OPPA ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: As it happens, I'm one of those people born early in the year~~~~~~~ Hehehehehehehe. Jihyo: (An emoji of a laughing penguin) ONCE: Jihyo has sent more Bubble messages in 30 minutes than Mina has in six months! Jihyo: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Is Mina quiet on her own Bubble too? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ONCE: OPPA-nim, please film "Unmarried & Non-married" (A reference to A20 Lite - Neon) Jihyo: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "Unmarried & Non-married" Jeongyeon: (Posts a photo of Jihyo pretending to kiss her) Jeongyeon: We were having such a good time.. ONCE: After seeing your romantic histories, my own life feels so boring. Jihyo: Want me to make it more exciting? ㅋ Jihyo: Oh my, baby. Jihyo: (An emoji saying "pit a pat") Jeongyeon: (Posts their first affectionate photo from Barcelona) Jeongyeon: We were happy together.. Jeongyeon: (Posts their second and third affectionate photos from Barcelona) Jeongyeon: Have you forgotten? Jeongyeon: ... Jihyo: I can be pretty assertive. Jeongyeon: Jihyo OPPA liked me more!! Jeongyeon: Apparently, this group chat is going to disappear in 8 minutes.. ONCE: It feels like Jihyo unnie is the one who's more desperate to get back together.. Jihyo: hing ㅠ ONCE: UJB, please do this one more time, just the two of you. Give us one extra hour!! Jihyo: This isn't a karaoke room. Jeongyeon: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: Should I make a Waedding Invitation, OPPA? (*Typo) Jeongyeon: They're asking the owner for some free extra time ㅋㅋㅋㅋ (* In Korean karaoke rooms, it's common for staff to give customers an extra hour or two when their booked time is almost over) Jihyo: What's a "Waedding" Invitation? Jihyo: Pudding, Ending, Waedding. Jeongyeon: HURL...... Jihyo: (An emoji of a penguin holding its stomach while laughing) Jeongyeon: That's impossible. Jeongyeon: It really is impossible. Jihyo: (An emoji saying "I love you") Jeongyeon: They said you got zero points ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: You ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jihyo: I'm going for the old man concept ㅠ Don't stop me. Jeongyeon: They said the group chat will disappear soon. ONCE: Who would've remembered that this group chat was originally meant to celebrate the 11th anniversary... Jihyo: Honestly, I'm embarrassed because I've been sending such cringey lines on my personal Bubble ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ Jeongyeon: ONCE, thank you for celebrating our 11th anniversary! Thank you for loving us all this time, and we'll continue to repay your love!! Jeongyeon: I'm going to monitor JYO OPPA's cringey lines ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ONCE: Goodbye, JYO OPPA. Even though it was short, our love burned brightly. I was truly happy. Jihyo: Goodbye. OPPA is leaving. Jihyo: What do you mean, "monitor"? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jeongyeon: I need to know what you wrote so I can tease you about it. Jihyo: Babies, it's time to go to sleep~ Jeongyeon: Good night!! Jeongyeon: Good night to JYO OPPA too!!! Jeongyeon: I'll stay for just one more minute! ONCE: Whether it's another 11 years or 111 years, I'll continue supporting TWICE. Jihyo: I love you~~ I'm so happy because it's our 11th anniversary~~~ Let's be happy together for a long, long time~~~ Jihyo: Okay, you too, baby. Good night. Jeongyeon: See you tomorrow, JYO OPPA. Jihyo: See you tomorrow.