Buffy Summers

I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show ‘em why.

--Giles had just said. Doyle enters but she doesn't notice him.

--for moments that stretched into hours? Well now Buffy knew exactly how that felt. Her body was ridged, unmoving, unable to process what --

--satisfied that the cards are thoroughly shuffly] Go ahead, make my day. #pewpew

--given him way too much innuendo to work with] Ok then, obviously I'm gonna have to kick your ass. [shuffling the deck until she's --

--her on how this is so not poker] Yeah, yeah...you're missing the point. When did the stripping become a thing that was happening?

--[tossing her ace in the table] there are high, or whatever, right?

--and holds it protectively to her chest]. Ok now what?

--from her dresser drawer and tossing him on his lap]. Show me whatcha got, Gambit.

--we might wake up Momma Summers and Truth or Dare is just a bit cliche, don't ya think? [grabbing a deck of Archie comics themed cards --

--one.

--So what do you want to feast our peepers on? Netflix has gotta have something new and exciting, right?

--ever committed is stoppin' traffic.

--she's trying very hard not to get caught up in them.] Plus my girls are all things right with the world. The only crime they've --

--opens at the exact right moment.] Cause I feed you candy AND you've seen my breasts, I'd better be at the top of that list.

--actually in 'em. Anyone ever tell you you're a flirt?

--Setting Setting the tray down on her dresser.] So, find anything to watch?

--those religious guys called who stay all silent for some greater purpose?

--quietly. My Mom has the ears of a cat even when she's taken a sleeping pill. Be right back.

--before pressing her lips to his cheek] I'll go get us some snacks. Want a soda?

--It's pretty much the slayer way.