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Winter Budget in a nutshell, brace yourselves 😏 £100 off energy this winter ✅ Minimum wage up 3.9% 💷 5p fuel cut stays till July ⛽ Cheaper chocolate and gherkins 🥒😂 Banks pay a bit more for 15 months 🤔 Triple lock trimmed, sorry to the pensioners Gambling shares went up 😂 So my Doggo asked if the £100 is treats or kibble I said neither, it's heating 😭 Did any of you actually get the so called "breathing space"? 👀

Gm and it’s humpday already, today’s packed Budget at 12:30 the Fed tonight BTC sideways Fear & Greed bang on neutral My Phantom still on mute Doggo and I are on the sofa waiting for this "breathing space"… he's hoping it means an extra treat allowance 😭

There's TONs of buzz around Pump.fun right now… anyone else hearing it or is it just me? 😂

Good Tuesday folks The Budget's tomorrow and good ol' Chancellor is promising us "breathing space." My bank account's been holding its breath since the 1st, and I don't even wanna open my Phantom 😭 Slowly approaching the end of the month, running on fumes now

Gm Monday again New week same plan Show up do the work. First up a budget meeting with myself. Agreed to spend less… Then I had to stock up on tinned food and the doggo needed new winter jumpers😭 Budget's gone out the window Roll with the punches and smile, it shall pass

Gm Sunday crew This is the one day a year the government gives us something for free, and it's an extra hour of sleep I tried to spend it in bed. Shame nobody told my doggo

Oh boy happy Saturday & Learned this week the UK's dusting off its War Book, and the plans for protecting nation's treasures in an emergency. My check list is Coffee, digestives, candles, gin, and cheese and biscuits, because that's essential, obviously 🙄 But I’m not panic buying toilet paper again 😂

Another week is here show up do your work and it will pay off Everything is looking good green as far as the eye can see. So hold your bags and trust the process Keep your 🦺 on And tradie on

Another beautiful Saturday, and Im hearing big things are happening. I don't think you want to miss this one IYKYK 🦺

They hiked rates. Everyone seems to think is this bullish? I just want to know why a weekly shop still feels like a punishment. What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve told yourself this week to stay sane? Asking for a friend 👀

Holy moly, so the Senate just spent months arguing over the Clarity Act only to fail by a single vote, which means crypto regulation is still just as chaotic as my daily life. Honestly, watching the government try to figure out digital assets is like watching my dad try to connect to the Bluetooth speaker, which for some reason happens more often than I can understand. How does he get disconnected....? Nobody knows what’s going on, everybody is yelling, and nothing is actually happening. What is your favourite part about watching Washington try to understand internet money?

I bought all these modern conveniences to simplify my life"and now I spend half my weekend troubleshooting tech that’s supposed to be smarter than me. Nothing tests your sanity quite like arguing with an app at 10 AM on a Saturday. Better to start talking and catching up with my X pals in stead Who needs a coffee and a catch up…

Friday here folks, and I realised I have two distinct financial personalities that absolutely hate each other. Personality A: Aggressively tracking every market move, stressing over dips and spikes, and refusing to pay for shipping. Personality B: Just spent stupid amounts on a coffee because it’s Friday and I deserve it 🙄 The math is broken. What is the dumbest small purchase you consistently justify to yourself?

First full day back on the timeline, and I immediately remember why I needed a break. Logging back into this app is like walking into a crowded room where everyone is yelling, pretending to understand the markets, and aggressively looking for memes to numb the pain 🤣 I’m easing myself back into the grind, but the whiplash is real. I refuse to believe anyone actually processes all this information without losing their mind a little bit. Tell the truth what is your ultimate survival tactic for tuning out the noise on here when it gets too loud?

First full day back and I already forgot how loud this app is 😂 Summer was quiet. Here is not. What’s the first thing you do when you come back after a break?

Gm world After a long summer break, I’m easing myself back into the grind I guess reporting for duty again 😊 What did I miss… everyone still here?

This is such an important and often overlooked matter. Thank you Tradie for bringing awareness. Check on your dad, brothers and friends.

Gm folks, England is out of the World Cup now, can we resume normal service and carry on hating Argentina until end of times 😂 Btw how are the hangovers..?