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Honestly y’all, day 1 was boring when it came out but now it’s not bad at all. It’s just so much more peaceful and less toxic over there. I came on here to check DM’s but if y’all want to catch me on Threads, my username is the same as this one. See ya around! 👋🏽
Alright well, it was fun while it lasted. The racism, transphobia & homophobia is only gonna get exponentially worse on here and that man clearly doesn’t mind. I’d rather not stick around to watch. See y’all on Threads I guess 🫡 #RIPTwitter
Listen, I’m here for one thing & one thing only & that’s @twentyonepilots. These men are the only reason I came back to hell, ain’t no way I’m missing a drop of lore after almost 10 years of being obsessed lol
You haven’t missed much, I did get married tho 😅
Alright well, it was fun while it lasted. The racism, transphobia & homophobia is only gonna get exponentially worse on here and that man clearly doesn’t mind. I’d rather not stick around to watch. See y’all on Threads I guess 🫡 #RIPTwitter
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One of my kids begs for sushi, orders crab at every place it’s on the menu, and just asked me if we can make açaí bowls.
One of my kids can tell what brand a chicken nugget is by a sniff.
I’ve parented them both the same. Cut yourself some slack, parents of The Picky Ones.
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#SafetyTipSunday
Look left and right, even at a green light! You never know what’s coming the other way.
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I was the only black person in my theater for Barbie. Small crowd, Monday afternoon. And I was the only one who laughed at the “white savior Barbie” line which, in my expert opinion, only made it funnier.
Wait this is so funny cause Morgan does cook almost all of the time 💀
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do you guys ever think about the fact that so many beautiful and successful women are someone’s long term long distance low commitment casual girlfriend and basically settling for crumbs from their situationship instead of a whole loaf from someone worthy.
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i’m sorry i can’t think of a joke funnier than twitter failing to get the necessary permits to change their building signage and the police shutting it down just in time for “er” to remain
How’s it feel to be completely oblivious to how your reaction to the movie is EXACTLY what the movie is about? It doesn’t get more ironic than this.
(1/18) THREAD🧵: #Barbie HATES men and HATES Barbie.
It's the worst movie I have seen since the feminist reboot of "Ghostbusters" in 2016.
It's insanely preachy and direct with its message: men are bad and women are good.
I'll elaborate.
*#BarbieTheMovie SPOILERS*
