Dramaturd & stand up stand up poet. Socio political commentary - mainly frustrated screaming.
Joined March 2011
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Hello Helen,
I wonder if you researched Isambard Kingdom Brunel before tweeting?
Brunel's father was a French engineer and migrant.
Brunel spoke fluent French, was educated at the Lycée Henri-IV in Paris and served his apprenticeship under Abraham-Louis Breguet in France.
You Sir, are the herald of the new normal.
Jaded Journalist Jacks off during zoom meeting.
#oneForTheTeam
theguardian.com/media/2020/o…
Today we're #aa3. So #AAA (1970's-2013), Aa1 (2013-6) aa1 2016-7, aa2 2017-20. #HMG are financially #incompetent. Actual #debt since 2010 has risen 1,200bn, and thanks to these downgrades so have the interest rates on it.
theguardian.com/business/201…
Reading the Sage advice to HMG from 20th sept seems clear HMG are out of their depth and too stupid to listen. At what cost?
#ledByDonkeys
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Tried to show @BorisJohnson the picture of Jack Williment-Barr. The 4-year-old with suspected pneumonia forced to lie on a pile of coats on the floor of a Leeds hospital.
The PM grabbed my phone and put it in his pocket:
@itvcalendar | #GE19
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Here’s a video of the US Senate trying to work out if Boris Johnson has been compromised by a Russian agent, while less than 24 hours later Labour gets two cyber attacks. The Conservatives still won’t release the intelligence report on Russian interference
Tonight at 11.20 pm at the heavenly Banshee labyrinth starts my last Edinburgh fringe run. "Ten years behind the belt, and proud of it sir"
It'll be raucous and fun. Runs till Friday night
Xxx
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⚡️ ON SALE NOW!
Dr. John Cooper Clarke is coming to the @MorecambeFringe with special guests @ToriaGarbutt and @monkey_poet on Mon 24 Sep.
Tickets: bit.ly/2LUokzU
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Come along to the BRAND NEW Morecambe Comedy Festival!! At the Alhambra Theatre between the 7th and 14th July!! FREE
@morecambecomedy @MoreMusic1 @VisitLancashire @MorecambeBID @ArtDecoCoast @LMCollege @colony_art @lovemorecambe @DIYWestEnd @LabourMorecambe @exchangecic #comedy
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Story Festival at The Alhambra, Sun 25 Mar
★ This Is Not a Safe Space – Jackie Hagan
The voices of skint disabled people on the weirdness of being human. Poetic comedy/comedic poetry from an underclass amputee.
9pm (14+)
#morecambe #fringe #theatre #comedy #disability #poetry
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Legal action is being taken against Jeremy Hunt & the Dept of Health over proposals to 'restructure' our NHS into a public/private enterprise, which critics say is modelled on the US private health insurance-based system #HandsOffOurNHS independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
