I love you.

Arrakis
Joined April 2019
You just opened an Uncrustable and a can of Diet Coke. You loaded a Star Wars racing game. Ben Quadinaros is gaining but you’re managing to win. Your parents don’t mind you staying up all night. You’re 35 years old, waiting for agents to build a Docker image. The year is 2026.
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Sometimes on the highway I turn on FSD and sit there with my legs like Stephen Hawking
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Nothing would change meaningfully by paying the current group of teachers more. Using higher salaries to attract a more competent group would.
Pay teachers what they’re worth and see what happens.
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🐜onio retweeted
> get introduced to someone new > being told that they are high agency > ask if they mean breaking the rules and soiling the commons or figure out a way to push the pareto and create positive sum > she doesn't understand: "they're high agency sir" > meet the person > they're soiling the commons and externalizing internalities
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🐜onio retweeted
No offense but if you’re not a parent and not at the playground regularly, you have no idea how normal things are
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I always regretted getting too clever with Terraform. It's never worth it. Do Repeat Yourself.
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“Let me read you something from The Zen of Python”
Costanza absolutely mogs with a full head of hair and a period accurate 90s curtain haircut and goatee
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if we all stop going to work for 2 weeks we can flatten the AI curve
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poly want a cracker? (does your polycule accept white people)
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those guys posting office at 9:15 pm should post it at 9:15am too otherwise they’re just showing a group of zoomers on computers during the regular after school Fortnite hours
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everyone made fun of millennials for their random tattoos but now they’re more protected against deepfakes
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I was born in this building
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9 hour bug fix
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the lion does not concern himself with tech debt
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I like PostgreSQL and I like ffmpeg and I like man pages and and I like plotly and I like pgcron and I like Gemini and what do you like?
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Some Stack answers
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Long term benefits always be outweighing the complexities when it's something I don't want to be dealing with
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President Trump greets President Zelenskyy at the White House 🇺🇸
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