moonchikun retweeted
LMAO the Binance hacker just turned $5M worth of altcoins into $71 worth of ETH by dumping into an empty liquidity pool😂
Fate loves irony
moonchikun retweeted
Binance 🚨🚨is balance sheet restructuring & trying to stop a bank run that was likely already forming due to their internal bad debts or fractional reserve practices. . Binance is facing a massive liquidity crisis (maybe due to bad loans, FTX-style internal trading desk losses, or regulatory freezes). They need to lock up $6.3 billion in user funds without admitting insolvency. 🚨
They engineered a "hack" using the EIP-7702 vector. They move the funds to wallets they control. They freeze $3B of it (to stop the bank run on their own exchange) and let $3.3B "escape" into dormant BTC wallets and Uniswap swaps (which are likely wash trades back to their own market makers). They crash the market 4-5% to liquidate short positions and scoop up cheap assets.
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Look at the forensic breakdown of the attack. In the span of 20 minutes, the attacker drained funds across ten different blockchains, including Bitcoin, Ethereum, Tron, Solana, XRP, Optimism, and Avalanche.
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These blockchains do not share the same cryptographic curves or key types. Bitcoin uses ECDSA (secp256k1). Solana uses Ed25519. XRP uses its own variant of ECDSA. A single compromised laptop does not possess the magical ability to sign valid transactions across ten fundamentally different cryptographic architectures in 20 minutes. As TRM Labs explicitly noted in the forensic data, a single phished Ethereum authorization cannot explain Bitcoin, Tron, XRP Ledger, Solana, and layer-2 transfers all occurring simultaneously
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If a real hacker compromised their laptop, they would have to navigate Binance’s internal infrastructure to access 10 separate, isolated hot-wallet signing services, bypassing hardware security modules and multisig requirements for each individual chain. That takes hours or days of lateral movement, not 20 minutes.
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The only entity capable of executing simultaneous, validly signed withdrawals across ten different chains in 20 minutes is the exchange’s own internal automated withdrawal engine
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According to the on-chain data, the attacker took 325 million USDT and swapped it for Ethereum on UniswapX at a 10 percent discount, paying a massive premium for speed.
Professional market makers absorbed that trade. Why would an external hacker take a 10 % haircut on an irreversible, unsanctioned swap when they control the wallet? They wouldn't.⚠️⚠️🚨
Furthermore, the Bitcoin stolen was split into exactly 1,000 BTC chunks across 17 new wallets and then sat completely dormant.
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It was not laundered. It was not moved to a mixer. It was organized into clean, institutional-sized blocks and parked. Hackers do not park stolen funds in neat, 1,000 BTC increments. Institutional custodians do this when they are restructuring balance sheets or moving funds to cold storage under their own control.🚨
The attacker even routed test transactions back to itself before the main sweep.
This is the behavior of an internal engineer testing a deployment script.🚨
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Binance is doing exactly what FTX did before its collapse, just with a more sophisticated smokescreen. They have halted withdrawals. They are promising to make users whole with money they do not have.
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Within the next 30 to 60 days, Binance will slowly resume withdrawals for small retail users to maintain the illusion of solvency. Large institutional whales will find their accounts frozen indefinitely pending "investigation" into the hacked funds. The $3.3 billion in Bitcoin and Ethereum currently sitting in dormant wallets will not be recovered. It will be slowly commingled with other exchange flows over the next year to quietly plug Binance's internal holes.
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You are watching a bank robbery designed to hide the fact that the largest exchange on earth is out of money.
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moonchikun retweeted
The Binance exploiter is selling right now.
Watch every trade live, and see how much of each stolen stack is already gone:
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Binance's initial investigation suggests that the security incident may involve a compromised DevOps engineer’s laptop, which allowed an attacker to gain access to a service container and submit unauthorized withdrawal transactions. We have found no evidence of any wallet private key leak. We will share a detailed technical post-mortem once the investigation is complete and the facts are fully verified.
The estimated total impact sits at around $6.3B. We have worked with blockchain partners to freeze affected assets, with ~$3 billion frozen on-chain so far.
Binance will cover all losses from the SAFU fund and the company’s funds. User funds are safe. We will also publish an updated Proof of Reserves once the remediation is complete.
As an immediate precaution, Binance has:
- temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals while security checks are completed;
- revoked the affected address authorisation;
- engaged law enforcement and blockchain intelligence partners to trace and recover funds.
Our teams are working around the clock to resolve this issue safely and thoroughly. We are working closely with our law enforcement partners to confirm the identity of these criminals and bring them to justice.
Please rely only on official Binance channels for updates. Please feel free to contact Binance Customer Support if you have any further questions.
binance.com/en/support/annou…
moonchikun retweeted
User funds are safe!
It does look like a hack on Binance. Appreciate the quick freeze from Tether (~$971m) and Circle (~$823m).
I don't manage Binance (.com) anymore, but as a shareholder, I expect all user funds will be fully covered.
moonchikun retweeted
I was wrong
$XRP is going to $10,000
moonchikun retweeted
BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump announces complete and permanent American security control over Greenland, and excludes any adversary from Greenland and the surrounding region.
moonchikun retweeted
🚨🇩🇪 This is the left-wing party in Germany.
… and people wonder why they voted for the right-wing party “AfD”???
moonchikun retweeted
Replying to @Polymarket
Scam or not, this is your reminder: your SSN + DOB + address are already out there. Assume breach, freeze your credit, and enable 2FA everywhere yesterday.

































