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Joined August 2026
Lindsay Clancy is guilty, now shut the fuck up
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Not saying go through with it, but many of you would be happier as slaves to women. The happiest and most sexually satisfied men usually are. It’s a secret you’re ignoring in favor of foreign operative sigma trad “advice” like below.
Boomers and Gen Xers’ advice to young men is literally to just be slaves to women and employers until the day they die
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We know. We’re getting a semblance of human decency.
None of you are getting cheaper fuel and less expensive groceries 😂
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I’m seeing a lot of Maga influencers quoting Bible verses today. Keep it up dumb shits. Nobody wants your version of Jesus or God.
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Good thing the Bible is an ancient epic like Beowulf
The bible says a nation being led by women is a punishment btw.
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All the women throughout history that died from childbirth
Do women realize that their bodies are literally made to give birth? You’re gonna be okay
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JD Vance’s Eyeliner 🇵🇸 retweeted
My main advice to the right tonight is to keep talking like this. It's working really well, everybody loves it, and no one is tired of it. You could keep at it for another decade even.
Texas just gave a Senate seat to a sexually ambiguous anti-meat communist who needs 14 days of solitude to recover from a sniffle Pretty much sums up the whole night
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People died because of how they voted and this is the only thing they care about
My husband is pissed. He wants us to move out of state immediately. We were supposed to retire in 7-8 years. If we move that will change. We are in a very big bind. Stay, we end up paying more in taxes. Leave, we loose money to new jobs, moving, buying a another house, etc.
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I am being so serious right now when I say this and you will listen to my fucking words. do not welcome any billionaire who seemingly "got better" after tonight and tries to quirk chungus their way out of responsibility they are showing their bellies, don't fawn, stab it.
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JD Vance’s Eyeliner 🇵🇸 retweeted
The tech guys don't have to pretend to be red-blooded Americans anymore. Must be a huge relief after a tough two years.
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JD Vance’s Eyeliner 🇵🇸 retweeted
I don’t want Trump to resign. I don’t want JD Vance in power. I want Trump to finish his term and drive the GOP further into the ground and take Vance with him. But if this is true, I can guarantee Vance thinks it’s his best bet at being president at this point and the freaks around him in Chris Buskirk and Peter Thiel’s Rockbridge Network are planning. Everyone should familiarize themselves with this group fast.
NEW: Trump reportedly prefers to resign if future impeachment processes advance in effort to save himself from shame and public scrutiny, believing he will be convicted and removed from office.
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We are fucked, we’ve never been this fucked before
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JD Vance’s Eyeliner 🇵🇸 retweeted
We’re shaving off the tip of Marc Andreessen’s head
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Woke 3.0 will broadcast the availability of scrap metals and copper at every local data datacenter
The underground rebellion is just now beginning.
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Tweets the most anti Western imaginable thing, true to form
The end of Western civilization. Time to move to space.
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JD Vance’s Eyeliner 🇵🇸 retweeted
Replying to @beffjezos
You should learn a lesson from Elon and keep your fat nerdy ass out of politics. We're coming for all you transhumanist blobs so I understand why you're shitting and puking so much right now.
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JD Vance’s Eyeliner 🇵🇸 retweeted
Replying to @beffjezos
“free speech absolutist” dipshits when they start getting fucking dunked on: 😭😭BAAAAAAAAAAAANNN 😭😭
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AI-crazed founders are not relatable and never will be. We don’t want you in Texas, stay in SF please. We don’t give a fuck what you think your products will do for us either. Fuck your goddamn products. You have the cultural capital of catatonic drones. You invade nice towns and build grey shipping containers over old houses. You drive locals away from venues. You’ve ruined the house and electronic music scenes in my city. You’ve ruined dive bars. Locals actively have to gatekeep nice things to avoid you. You epitomize First Time Cool and that’s often why. You bulldoze what’s sacred to others because your upbringings were transient, anonymous voids. You cling to optimization and hypermeritocracy to fill those voids. You take those things everywhere you go. It explains so well why you gravitate to reactionary ideologies.
Fear won against hope today Truly dark day for humanity
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JD Vance’s Eyeliner 🇵🇸 retweeted
You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news
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Was it Iran, or attempting to sell off our national parks
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Both sides are compromised by you know who. That’s not the issue. If you abuse your electorate, disenfranchise and endanger half the population, dehumanize your neighbors, publicly represent a dominant religion you not only force upon others but don’t adhere to yourselves, disdain women and children, pigeonhole and cut off young men at the limbs, and tell everyone to eat shit with the gleeful ire of cartoon supervillains: They won’t vote for you. Abbott and Paxton, take notes. #BlueWave
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