Morgan Gallo

Deleting Twitter. Follow me on threads!

I joined Threads and now this app feels like Walmart

This whole Diet Coke thing to me is worse than the bozos in the submarine

My podcast is all about arguing, which is the biggest reason why people engage with social media - to share their opinion on something they disagree with. The incels in the comment section of the pod have no idea they’re doing exactly what I want them to 😈

People that work at the DMV get off on making people miserable

I hate people that pay to be verified but I have so many pages pretending to be me that now I’m gonna have to do it. Fuckers

I love when men call me fat in my comment section. Like what a cute way to tell me you subscribe to my only fans 😂

Sometimes I think I want kids then I see one in public and I’m like nah

Moving out of Florida was the best decision I made for both my mental health and my comedy career

I knew I had big boobs as a kid when I tried on one of my Dads XL t shirts and it fit perfectly. That’s also the day I learned my dad wears a 34DD

If they made tankinis for adults I’d be all over that shit

Making a return to Florida this August with three shows! August 3rd I’ll be headlining @HighDiveGville with my funniest friends in Gainesville, FL. If you’re in the area I’d love to see you! Get your tix: wl.seetickets.us/event/Morga…

Everyday is leg day when you’re constantly squatting over public toilet seats

I’m not plus size, but I’m not skinny…so what word do I use for “I have to tighten my toilet seat every five days”?

I have a lot of anxiety

Going on tour this fall with @themorganjay ! Can’t wait to feature for him for select dates across the galaxy 👽

Did my first comedy taping last night at the legendary Comedy Works in Denver. I have so many more announcements to make in the next few months…I can’t believe this is my life

Upcoming shows: morgangallocomedy.com/upcomi…

Let’s Fight About It is now on TikTok! If you like the podcast and already follow it on Instagram throw us a follow on the tic tac app: tiktok.com/@letsfightaboutit…

Every single hate comment I get, I look at their profile and they follow me. Fan behavior 💅🏼