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Three Ships, One Sea: Size and Speed Decide the Bitcoin Treasury Race, but the Storm Decides Who Finishes Recently there have been lots of discussions around the fastest horse in the bitcoin treasury race. With respect to the horses, I think we are at the wrong venue. A racetrack is flat, dry and fair. The rail is painted, the distance is posted, and nobody drowns. Bitcoin is none of those things. So grab a coffee and come down to the harbour. Stand on the quay and look out. That water is bitcoin: wide, deep and moody. Some mornings it lies flat as glass and every captain looks like a genius. Some nights it turns black, the wind starts to howl, and it tries to climb into the boat with you. There is no forecast worth trusting. There never has been. Now look at the ships. Every one of them is full of people. The passengers and crew are the shareholders, and they bought their tickets on trust. They do not steer. They cannot see the charts. They are counting on one person in a peaked cap, up on the bridge. That person is the captain, and the captain has two jobs. The first is to make headway, because a ship that never leaves port is just an expensive building. The second is to bring everyone home alive. On a calm day those two jobs get along fine. In a storm they start to fight. Three ships are out today. One is enormous. One is ridiculously fast. One is still being built while it sails. I will not tell you their names. You will work it out. How sailors judge a ship At the end of the quay there is a bar where the old sailors sit. They have watched ships come and go for longer than they will admit. Ask them how to judge one and they hold up two fingers, usually before the first drink is finished. First finger: how big is it? On this sea, size means one thing: how much bitcoin is in the hold. A big hull carries more people and has more to offer on board. It laughs at waves that would flip a dinghy, and it crosses water that smaller boats do not dare to enter. The price is agility. A giant turns about as quickly as a shopping mall, and by the time it has finished turning, the reason for turning may have passed. Second finger: how fast is it? Speed here has nothing to do with the price of bitcoin. The sea sets that, and it rises and falls under every ship alike. Speed is how quickly the bitcoin behind each passenger's ticket is growing. The companies call it BTC yield. A small boat can leap forward on a splash of fuel. A giant has to burn a mountain of it to gain a single knot, which is why the biggest ship is rarely the quickest. Size and speed. Those are the two numbers the crowd on the quay shouts about. Then the old sailors go quiet, and one of them usually adds a third question. Nobody asks it on a sunny day. Everybody asks it when the sky goes dark. Does it float? The cruise ship You see this one before you see anything else. At first you take it for a headland. Then it moves. A white wall of steel slides across the horizon, so big that the other boats look like bath toys beside it. Gather every other ship in the race into one harbour, weigh them together, and this one still outweighs the lot. It was the first to sail these waters, back when the old sailors said it could not be done. It has been through storms that had the whole harbour holding its breath. That is how it conquered the sea. Not by being quick. By being out there, voyage after voyage, getting bigger. Life on board is very comfortable. There is a deck for every kind of passenger: thrill seekers up top, cautious savers down below, and something in between for everybody else. The buffet never closes. The gangway is wide enough for the largest institutions on earth to stroll aboard without turning sideways. No other ship can host them. No other ship has the room. Speed is another matter. Nothing this large does anything quickly. It has settled into a stately cruise, and the small boats now pass it without much effort. A change of course is announced a week before it happens. Even a repair takes a season. The crew spent part of this year below deck, reinforcing the hull plate by plate. Now the part that should make the small boats nervous. Down in the engine room there is far more power than the captain ever uses. Everybody on the water knows it. If he pushed the throttle to the stop, the wake would rise like a hill and send every small boat in the race spinning like a rubber duck. He does not touch it. He stands at the rail instead, hands behind his back, watching the little ones dart about below. He is not racing them. He is waiting for them. His dream is to look across the water one day and see more cruise ships sailing beside him, and you cannot grow a fleet by sinking it. The sports boat You hear this one before you see it. A snarl from somewhere past the harbour wall. Heads turn on the quay. Then it comes round the point in a sheet of spray, small, loud and low to the water. Fresh paint. Spotless deck. Not a scratch on it. And bolted into the back, an engine that clearly belongs on a much bigger boat. It is the fastest thing out here, and it knows it. While the cruise ship glides along in its stately way, the sports boat runs laps around it. Actual laps. Each time it flashes past, the crowd on the quay goes wild. It is the newest boat with the newest engine, and for its size nothing on the water comes close. It is the crowd favourite, and it is not shy about it. You would think the captain would be satisfied. He is not. He wants more. So he went through the boat and threw every spare kilo overboard. Anything that could ever drag on the hull is gone. I suspect the cup holders went too. What is left is engine, fuel and nerve. Then he did something the crowd did not expect. He bolted a survival kit to the stern. Flares, rations, a raft, a radio. It will not ride out a storm forever. It will keep every soul on board alive for a long time, long enough for rescue to arrive. Ask him about it and he gives you his logic, and it is hard to argue with over a drink. If a tsunami comes, it takes everyone: the big ship, the little ship, the lot. So he will not crawl around the ocean being afraid of it. For anything smaller, he has the kit. Then he grins, turns the key, and the throttle goes flat to the floor. The old sailors watch him go and say nothing. They have seen fast boats before. Some of those boats became legends. The sailors do not say what became of the others. The electric boat The third ship is the odd one. From a distance it looks like someone walked away in the middle of building it. Scaffolding up one side. Cables everywhere. Engineers pacing the deck with clipboards. And from somewhere deep in the hull, a faint hum that nobody will explain. The crowd on the quay has opinions about this boat. Some of them laugh. Do not laugh at the scaffolding. Look at the hull. It is already bigger than the sports boat's, built wide and deep, as if somebody were planning for a far larger ship than the one you see. And below deck, behind a sealed door, sits an engine unlike anything else in the race. It was designed by two crews from opposite shores, who do not usually share a workshop. By all accounts they are very pleased with themselves. Nobody outside has seen the drawings. There is one small problem. Nobody has been allowed to switch it on. New machinery has to be proven before it goes to sea, and that means the harbour inspectors. They come aboard. They open panels. They test, they frown, they write things down. Inspectors do not hurry for anyone, least of all for an impatient crowd. So in the meantime the crew has put up a temporary sail. It is an honest, old-fashioned thing on a very modern boat. When the wind blows, the boat moves. When the wind drops, the crew stands around looking at the canvas. That is why the sports boat keeps vanishing over the horizon while the electric boat is still clearing the harbour mouth. Go up to the bridge, though, and you will not find a worried man. The captain is calm in the way people are calm when they know something you do not. He is only temporarily behind, he says. The day the inspectors sign the last page, he takes down the sail, opens the sealed door and goes full speed ahead. He is not trying to catch the sports boat. He means to become the next cruise ship. And the others cannot follow him there, he believes. They can admire the engine. They can photograph it from the quay. They cannot simply copy it. Until then, he waits for the signature and watches the wind. So who wins? The crowd wants a simple answer. The sea does not have one. Each captain is sailing a different race, and each has placed a different bet. The cruise ship is betting on size. Its captain believes that scale wins in the end, and that a sea full of big ships is better for everyone than a sea with only one. Watch whether it can keep gaining ground as it keeps growing, because every knot is harder to find than the last. The sports boat is betting on speed. Its captain believes the best answer to a dangerous sea is to cross it quickly, with a survival kit on board for the bad days. Watch the kit. The harder the engine runs, the more that kit has to hold. The electric boat is betting on an engine nobody has heard run. Its captain believes that once it starts, nobody catches him. Watch the inspectors. Until the last page is signed, the boat is a promise and a sail. On a calm morning you can make a case for any of them, and on the quay people do, loudly. Then the weather changes. It always starts the same way. The light goes flat. The gulls head inland. The flags that were hanging limp begin to crack. The crowd stops arguing about speed, and for the first time all day everyone is looking at the same thing: the horizon. The sea does not care who the crowd was cheering for. Calm days reward speed. Storms reward whatever keeps you afloat: the weight of the hull, the kit on the stern, the engine that either starts or does not. Nobody knows which of those holds until the water tests it. So before you buy a ticket, walk the dock and ask the old sailors' three questions. How big is the ship? How fast is the bitcoin behind each ticket growing? And what happens on board when the weather turns? Then pick the ship you can sleep on. One last thing. I never did name the ships. Tell me in the replies which is which. Hope you all enjoyed this piece. Thank you for reading. 🧡😊 bitcoin:native