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Jules

@morticiasmaker

The truth and nothing but the truth, so help me anyone.

Joined June 2014
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Sometimes when I'm depressed I just go to @Target
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let me love you down.
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I wish I could order coffee without sounding like the whitest bitch in America. #mediumdarkroastcaramelswirlblackwithaugarandaturboshot
The thing about getting drunk is that it takes to long to get drunk so you keep drinking until you're too drunk
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YA YA YA FRIDAY YA YA YA
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
Every time I've been in my car today rhianna's song about the bitch betts havin her money has come on. No complaints. #brapbrapbrap
Who needs therapy when we all have showers
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Lol life is so boring
Roses are red, violets are blue. Lil' stupid ass bitch I ain't fuckin wit you
You know those days when life's got you beat? That's my day.
Instagram is my obsession.
Imagine swimming in a bowl of ramen mmm so toasty
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@specialelmoboy yeah okay I'll let you know how that goes
WHAT DOES A TRENDY PERSON WEAR TO GO SLEDDING?! Please SOS send help.
Kinda wanna be famous so I can have manicured nails all the time.
girls hate kim k and bring up that she sucked dick to get famous but you bitches suck dick and barely get a text back sooo
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Image from Chance The Rapper (@chancetherapper)
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I'm really craving that ginger stuff they serve with sushi rn.
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