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Marti Calhoun

@morticity

NWS LCH Meteorology & GIS | Former State EM Meteorologist for MS | Ambisinister | HAIL STATE. | all thoughts and opinions are my own

 Lake Charles, LA
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Joined March 2017
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Waffle House@WaffleHouse19 Oct 2022
Exhale negativity. Inhale hashbrowns.
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USGS Store@USGSstore17 Oct 2022
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the Satellite map of Dais, Antarctica! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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james@phan1om_9 Oct 2022
y’all… lmaooo
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Matt Lanza@mattlanza10 Sep 2022
Well, either Texas needs to be ranked or Alabama isn’t #1. Or both.
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Graphic design is my passion.
A screenshot of a text message thread with my exhausted boss. It reads: Boss: Before you log off, we need to tweet a reminder about Labor Day Fire Safety. Me: Prevent these flames or we'll call you names. Boss: Not this again. Me: Watch your pile or we'll get hostile. Me: Illegally start a fire? Your situation'll get dire! Boss: Can you please just make a cute graphic or something? Me: On it.

ALT A screenshot of a text message thread with my exhausted boss. It reads: Boss: Before you log off, we need to tweet a reminder about Labor Day Fire Safety. Me: Prevent these flames or we'll call you names. Boss: Not this again. Me: Watch your pile or we'll get hostile. Me: Illegally start a fire? Your situation'll get dire! Boss: Can you please just make a cute graphic or something? Me: On it.

A colorful cotton candy-type graphic with a bright, smiling rainbow with the words "Don't set the state on fire" in cute pink text.

ALT A colorful cotton candy-type graphic with a bright, smiling rainbow with the words "Don't set the state on fire" in cute pink text.

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USGS Store@USGSstore25 Jul 2022
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the Sunshine and Evaporation map of 1969! We're going on a cross-country road trip this month with some National Atlas maps! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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Terrible Maps
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USGS Store@USGSstore6 Jun 2022
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the Geologic Science Study Area 4 Mars map! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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USGS Store@USGSstore23 May 2022
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the Geologic Map of the Hellas Regions of Mars! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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USGS Store@USGSstore16 May 2022
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the Geologic Map of the Polar Regions of Mars! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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USGS Store@USGSstore9 May 2022
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the map of the Lunar Polar Regions! #FreeMapMonday will space themed for the next few weeks! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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USGS Store@USGSstore18 Apr 2022
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the map of North Cascades National Park, WA! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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Effin' Birds
@EffinBirds25 Mar 2022
A woodcut of a pigeon beside the text "we're maxed out on clusterfucks over here"

ALT A woodcut of a pigeon beside the text "we're maxed out on clusterfucks over here"

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USGS Store@USGSstore11 Apr 2022
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the map of Denali National Park and Preserve! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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USGS Store@USGSstore4 Apr 2022
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the map of Yosemite Valley! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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USGS Store@USGSstore24 Jan 2022
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the Satellite Image Map of Denver, CO! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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800-273-8255 - National Suicide Prevention Helpline US It’s ok to call. You’re not a failure. You haven’t done anything wrong. We all need help at some point in our lives. You’re loved. Your life has value. You’re my friend too. We don’t want to lose anyone else, including you. – at Onalaska, WI
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USGS Store@USGSstore13 Dec 2021
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win this map of Tsunami-Generating Earthquakes! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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USGS Store@USGSstore6 Dec 2021
It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the geologic map of Colorado! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)
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