Duolingo, but for learning how to talk to my parents

James Clear emails are like here's a quote from The 4th Earl of Chesterfield Philip Dormer Stanhope, and here's a quote from Screech from Saved by the Bell

My last relationship was like a rollercoaster. She said I wasn’t tall enough to date her.

Silver Lake couple proudly considers themselves mixed because one is verified on Twitter and one isn’t.

Man bravely unfollows ex on Instagram after making sure her profile is public.

When it comes to turn-offs I'd say my biggest is notifications

I tried dating a personal trainer. It didn’t work out.

My spirit animal is a hypoallergenic dog.

Just finished reading @bessbell and @jessirklein's books. I think both were my favorite books I've ever read. Thank you for sharing your stories with so much humor, humility, & honesty. I laughed, I cried, I laughed 100x more, and then I oddly wanted to go wedding dress shopping.

Rich kid who cursed at mom enjoys hint of rosemary and orange after she washes his mouth out with Aesop soap.

Same 😔

Turns out 35 is the age people start sending birthday wishes on LinkedIn 🙄

The ONLY places in the entire world to buy lychees are at a Chinese market or Yogurtland.

I'm still writing 2020 on all my rent checks because that's what my 300 sq. foot apartment costs.

Tinder is going to break once everyone has the vaccine.

How about any senator who vetoes the $2,000 stimulus checks, only the people in THEIR state don’t get them. Then see how they vote...

My favorite part of Tenet is reading 9 articles about what just happened in Tenet.

Found this old book of postcards @rejectedjokes made and they’re the best.