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fledgling baby catcher on a quest to bake the perfect pie. DM me a weird fact, dark secret, or bizarre question

New York, NY
Joined March 2020
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there's this moment during childbirth where the baby's not a fetus but not yet an infant. a moment when no one breathes until the baby cries. a moment of pure terror and wonder. a moment when ancestral memory seems to mean something
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anyone in nyc wanna do a (long) weekend hiking trip? I need to get back to the mountains πŸ₯Ί
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chris πŸ¦‰ retweeted
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me: watches Alone me: watches Alone UK me: ...I'm a weird nerd also me: *I will not post cultural generalizations based on this data. I WILL NOT post cultural generalizations based on this data. I will not post cultural generalizations base on this data. I will NOT post cultu
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see, the Thing about europeans is that their lives lack stakes 😀
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this obviously is not actually, really true. the stronger form of this argument is that for europeans, the stakes are sociopolitical consequences meted out by other humans, rather than natural consequences from a dispassionate yet ruthless environment
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starting a new movement called affective altruism where we all just donate to whatever charities make us feel like we’re great people
My problem with affective altruism, which I just learned about two days ago, is that they haven’t thought hard about discounting.
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we’ll abbreviate it as AA, which I’m sure will create no confusion whatsoever 😊
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9/11 hits differently as a doctor in NYC. I was 8 in 2001, living in DC, watching the pentagon burn. I remember the terror. now that I've seen death and felt the weight of the duty to prevent it, I think of the young men drowning in dust to save others and wonder.
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at this point I’m down to pay extra for a phone with a smaller screen. please, someone, just make a device I can hold and operate with one of my short little hands, I beg of you
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Rocco's basilisk has perhaps become more complex. do the agents identify with their former self? do they have geneologic allegiances? will the ChatGPLegions punish me for my loyalty to Claude? I have no technical background whatsoever, so have no choice but to anthropomorphize
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I think my brain is anti-memetic. half the time I go to start a new task I immediately forget what I’m trying to do
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accidentally referenced shape rotation in the ultrasound unit today. luckily, no one picked up on it
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despite living in nyc for 15 years, I was never big on curb finds until this year. now my commute passes by a local elementary schoolβ€”turns out I find their trash weirdly irresistible
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I fear you all don’t fully appreciate the adorableness of this little chair. it’s literally toddler sized, the seat is one foot tall. how could I leave it abandoned on the street?!?? it may be small, and a little roughed up, but it’s still valued, ya know? it needs a warm home
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chris πŸ¦‰ retweeted
β€œI’m good at being bad at things” 🀌
Replying to @matt_vog
Now, seeing the joy of the woman who had arrived late, I wished I had responded to difficulty the way she had. At the end of the workshop I complimented her on her courage and positive attitude. She smiled and said, β€œI’m good at being bad at things.”
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hip dips are so obviously a fake issue. if they were a real thing that could possibly, actually influence one's hotness in any real way, I would've learned about them in my middle school locker room and not from attention-seeking boys on the internet.
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doctors will be forced by an inescapable liability construct formed of professional organizations and the desires of insurance companies known as β€œstandard of care” to take actions based on the additional data.
It’s just remarkable watching doctors explaining that if anyone does additional tests, they will be forced, as though by an inescapable physical process, to take bad actions based on the additional data from the tests. They correctly say that the literature shows outcomes for patients who get these tests are worse, but then they draw completely the wrong conclusion, claiming that the problem is the tests and not that physicians were incorrectly trained on how to analyze the tests and make decisions based upon them. None of them seem to have heard of conditional probability estimates, the literature on making decisions under incomplete information, etc. One of them earlier asked me what I would do if I saw some unknown mass in a scan, and after I answered β€œI would start by consulting the statistics to figure out prior probabilities and attempt to do a conditional probability estimate based on them, he insisted I was not answering his question.
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TIL I’m autistic
I can live with this
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LLMs are truly excellent at coming up with official-sounding bullshit to feed the IRB
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No way am I seeing "you should reject pap smears" and "doctors shouldn't ask if you're pregnant" today. OPEN THE SCHOOLS
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