Tax Verstappen

here's the thing we want to look like Hrithik, have aura like Salman, speak English like Shashi Tharoor and Hindi like that gamcha dwivedi, have sex appeal like Milind Soman, articulation like Shah Rukh khan, power like amit shah, reach like samay Raina, humor like upmanyu!! why???? they do they, you do you, I do I, okay bhai?

The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings, and yet it’s still not as sensitive as andbhakts become when a question is raised on their Modi ji.

Uss ek aadmi ke wajah se ‘chaiwala’ term has become a slang now.

don’t get too close i’ll turn you into poetry.

16 mahine, 6 saal, 2020, 2029, 2047!

ek chai wala, ek chai wala, ek chai wala

My fetish is getting to witness Shah Modi in handcuffs being dragged to the Tihar Jail.

my girl lost her jhumka, she bareilly wear it

Come on Pat-Anjali what Ayurveding for ?

Congress ke time pe woh chaiwaala ghatiya aadmi tha aur aaj bhi.

Starting late is only embarrassing if you still think life is a race

Benjamin Netanyagandu won kya?

You’re unserious about your life if you’re doomscrolling at 1:20 am in the night.

Sometimes I just agree with people so they stop talking

the sexual tension between me and my full potential

Cool thing about life is every time you think you won’t get over something, you do

Vijay Anaconda.

Being able to afford it but still not buying it because you know it’s just an impulse is a different level of discipline.