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Joined March 2021
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ao3 when it comes back
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if texas actually flips blue tonight eddie’s getting buck pregnant
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They are going to need to plant new forests for all of the subpoenas we’ll be printing.
Live televised trials of Big Tech executives when?
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gay son AND thot daughter. you just lost your right to choose
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How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
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If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
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Tomorrow we go door to door injecting Republicans with vaccines
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they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital
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in woke 3 we're gonna force chick fil a to open on sundays
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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day 5 without ao3
i bet being a ballot box on a high voter turnout day feels good as fuck. like please stuff more ballots into me mmmmffffggg
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they're going to give the covid conscious lesbian bar a retroactive PPP grant
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It seems we are not, in fact, Charlie Kirk
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I CALLED YOU A DEADWEIGHT HAS BEEN #aftg
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loving the posts that are like “this is so unserious it’s not art it’s just FAN FICTION 😂” with 2000000000000 likes. did you know that all writing is writing. can you read this real quick
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hi, if you’d like epubs of my fics, you can get them here ⬇️ HR folder 🏒: bit.ly/4AacrxR AFTG folder🔪: bit.ly/4jOqeVO
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So ao3 [dot] life is a website whose domain was JUST registered today, with millions (?) of fics as audiobooks within their database. Honestly this is highly suspicious — DO NOT email this site for taking your fics down, they have no business knowing that kind of information.
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