dni if you breathe heavy don’t take me seriously

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Joined August 2024
When you’re in that ugly phase and try to take a selfie
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reulyn ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢🩰 retweeted
Nawl, I’m GOING to JAIL DATE NIGHT WITH A NEW GUY 😭😭 We eating, he talking TOO DAMN MUCH, and a TONSIL STONE FLEW OUT HIS MOUTH AND LANDED ON MY PLATE. 💀💀💀 THE DATE IS OVER. THE APPETITE IS GONE. THE RELATIONSHIP NEVER STARTED. SOMEBODY COME GET ME. 😭😭😭
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reulyn ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢🩰 retweeted
The way I would’ve screamed in that place
Nawl, I’m GOING to JAIL DATE NIGHT WITH A NEW GUY 😭😭 We eating, he talking TOO DAMN MUCH, and a TONSIL STONE FLEW OUT HIS MOUTH AND LANDED ON MY PLATE. 💀💀💀 THE DATE IS OVER. THE APPETITE IS GONE. THE RELATIONSHIP NEVER STARTED. SOMEBODY COME GET ME. 😭😭😭
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reulyn ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢🩰 retweeted
Le spermatozoïde d’un japonais qui essaye de fécondé une poupée gonflable
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Got told I have a baby face for the 5th time today
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Accidentally created a hit tweet and now I keep getting notifications every minute from people liking my tweet
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reulyn ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢🩰 retweeted
Men who get sexually aroused by feeding people and making them gain excessive amounts of weight genuinely horrify me it’s borderline demonic
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How it feels using a toilet roll as a pocket pussy
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reulyn ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢🩰 retweeted
how Reading ur sexts post nut feels
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Watching pretty little liars for the first time and them being scared of a blind girl is so real
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reulyn ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢🩰 retweeted
no shade online friends better than irls cause why are strangers supporting me more than you
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I NEED HIM INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW
i just know hes a monster in bed
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How do fat people find love? QUICK!!
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reulyn ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢🩰 retweeted
They think being clean is gay
As a man, what’s stopping you from living like this? 🤗
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Me when I see an ijbol friendly tweet
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reulyn ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢🩰 retweeted
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reulyn ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢🩰 retweeted
أهلك والناس إذا حطيت نفسك أولوية
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Scared of the future and adult life
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reulyn ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢🩰 retweeted
mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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