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just mp

@mpdoh

here’s the important thing: I’m enough and I’m great at doing stuff.

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Joined March 2009
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Leslie saying "ugh so much stuff is happening right now"

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People Born in 1990-2005, how’s life?
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i don’t care what happens you will never catch me saying “graped” or “unalived” i have read 1984 lol language has power. replace a letter with a number/symbol if you need, but creating new words like that waters down their meaning and makes these issues seem lighter than they are
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You’re about to hear all kinds of things about a bill called the SAVE Act. Congressional Republicans are using it as a cover to take away voting rights from thousands of Americans—all while claiming it’s about stopping non-citizens from voting. 5 things to know 🧵👇🏻
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We are dead and in hell
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@outbreakupdates21 Jan 2025
Trump officially withdraws the United States from the World Health Organization.
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Leslie looking at a photo of her and Joe Biden and saying "what do I do, Joe?"

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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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This is the worst downgrade of a Vice President ever, in American History.
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@JoJoFromJerz6 Jan 2025
When Hillary lost, she conceded graciously and then went for a walk in the woods. When Kamala lost, she conceded graciously and then got back work as our VP. When Trump lost, he wouldn’t concede and then incited a deadly attack on our Capitol. But yes, tell me more about how women are “too emotional” to lead, won’t you.
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This is how I’ve been feeling recently
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Bryce Harper is 11 wins away from forever. My long feature on the star who loves October, Philadelphia and everything about both, free and unlocked at ESPN: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/4157…
'I love October': Why Bryce Harper is built for the postseason spotlight

'I love October': Why Bryce Harper is built for the postseason spotlight

As the Phillies try to bring a title to one of baseball's most passionate cities, they are fueled by a star who has been in the headlines since he was 15.

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162/162. What a season, Casty!
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I love Bruno Mars so much because his boy took a spill and he immediately choked back laughter and made everybody fall down in solidarity as the choreography. A friend. An entertainer. That's love. 😭
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bonky@shesbonky30 Aug 2024
ok listen i kinda didn't totally get it before this but now i get it
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Gosling is a legend. I’m just Glen.
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An unnamed Hollywood producer says Glen Powell is the biggest up-and-coming movie star “in the sense that audiences now go to movies to see him” “Unlike an actor like Ryan Gosling whose appeal is mostly limited to female audiences, Glen appeals to both females and males.” (via thewrap.com/glen-powell-runn…)
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3 years ago, Roy Kent gave this iconic speech. ⚡️ #TedLasso
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And… if you’re a democrat who is saying you’re not voting now because you feel Biden was pushed out… Take a day or 2, be pissed off… Then put on your big girl panties because we have a job to do. We have a woman to put in The White House.
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Leslie sighing and saying "nope, can't fly away"

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"this is real life."

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