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ndine nervz

Pretoria, South Africa
Joined February 2021
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I don’t get how if you’re gonna do phasing, you structure it in a way that someone buying a general ticket ends up paying the same price as a golden circle ticket. Yoh le greedy no waysssssss.
Presale is open. Got questions? We’ve got answers. 🥛🍪 Up to 4 tickets, 18+ only, tables at general on-sale, and yes, LayUp is available in the M+C presale. Presale closes Friday 30 October, 09:59 SAST. tickets.milkandcookiesfestiv… #MilkCookiesFest #MCMW27
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I'll hear Olivia at H&M it's fine wethu 👍🏾
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That post-work cool welcome? Yes please ❄️ that lovely welcome cooling feature on SmartThings with Samsung's new AC keeps you alive. Now that’s smart living to me 😍 #DigitalInverter #SmartThings #SamsungSA @SamsungSA #ad 🔗: samsung.com/za/air-condition…
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a permanent post funding for post grad relocation
let’s see your unrealistic wishlist 😂
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nkosiyami, what did we fucking do to deserve this
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These iPhones are frying our hands @Apple 😒
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last to come to office, first to leave. na me.
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Another humiliation ritual is asking for that annual leave that you’re entitled to.
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"send your account details" a grammatical masterpiece.
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It’s not even Wednesday 😔
Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday
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Allowing someone else to cook your noodles is a high-risk gamble.
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guys bathini abazali benu xani nxibe i g-string?
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then you should've fetched her with your car.
fetching your girl from the uber and she’s all chatty with the driver <<
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When you see your co worker using the pen you lost last week.
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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday
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Losing a fine nigga is painful asf 😔
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Having to plan your own birthday 'cos awujoli <
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Noma unamalini, yidle nentombi yakho. 😭😭😭
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I don't wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life
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Guys, not using protection is actually so scary when you really think about it. 😭
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