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“solution oriented mindset.”

London
Joined August 2009
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Her cheek bones look like my bum cheeks. #bbvipks5 #bbvipks
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Akin has little man syndrome 🤣 #BBVIPKS5
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All these years I thought Friday 13th was a superstition, turns out not for Microsoft #Microsoft
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This global Microsoft outage is the first step of, Ai taking over humans.
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So we have no choice but to follow @grok now? #Grok
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ChatGPT confirms Michael Carrick is still the Manchester United manager and still hasn’t be sacked, but they’re already trying to appoint Mauricio Pochettino and are willing to pay the £10 million release fee to USA for a trophyless manager 🤐🤣
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Modeen BREAKS HIS SILENCE after the explosive Unhinged @TRobinsonNewEra Boxing controversy!
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I’m somehow managing to get these 3 words in all my sentences. - Sound - Lemo - Lad #ThisCityIsOurs
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So, we can repost WhatsApp stories now 🤔 #WhatsApp
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I’ve been saying what Myron Gaines is saying to Sneako for years! We are guests, we need to respect the hosts home.
SNEAKO Left SPEECHLESS After Myron Gaines Completely Crashed Out Mid-Conversation 💀 📷 “Goat F*cker, You’re the Arab. I’m Born Here”
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I’m just trying to do what USA Muslim senator Abdul El Sayed done and turn that inshaAllah into a Alhamdulillah 🙏 #DonaldTrump
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Can you be stupid and successful?
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Another step further to that Rolex. 😔
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Discipline is harder work than hard work.
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Every time this video circulates the internet, it makes me smile.
She was happy divorcing her husband until she finds out he doesn't have to pay child support 😂
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The type of people who have something negative to say about mortgages usually fall into the following categories : 1. Broke 2. Poor credit 3. Lack education on how property works 4. Jealous 5. Rely on the bank of mummy and daddy so they can afford to buy properties outright
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Nobody with a net-worth less than £50k should be deterring anyone from buying a house with a mortgage 🏡😭 We need to stop platforming these people!
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Just seen that video from The Kelso show, to think people are still trying to justify renting is better than a mortgage blows my mind! - Thank you Krept for the Instagram comments bellow! - Monthly Payments Lower than Rent - Equity in the property - Value of property increases
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Why are balaclavas not illegal in the UK? - @andyburnham
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Not having a mobile friendly and user friendly website in 2026 is scary.
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