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Ducky

@mrdapperducky

Floating along in my own little pond.

Joined March 2022
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Musical theater time starring your favorite duck 🎵 When I was just a little nipper, Daddy told me, 'Son, That thing there underneath your zipper Can be lots of fun. 🎵
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I think I’ve returned to the land of the living
Ducky (@mrdapperducky) profile pictureDucky@mrdapperduckyNov 10
Prepping for a colonoscopy is a humbling experience. I’m currently making deals with gods I didn’t even know existed, negotiating terms I never thought I’d agree to, and questioning every decision that led me here. All this just to have a camera crew investigate my ass.
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Prepping for a colonoscopy is a humbling experience. I’m currently making deals with gods I didn’t even know existed, negotiating terms I never thought I’d agree to, and questioning every decision that led me here. All this just to have a camera crew investigate my ass.
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Just sayin’ what you are thinking! 🤔
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Talking about my thoughts 'cause they must grow Cock my brain to shoot my load I'm on my porch 'cause I lost my house key Pick up my book I read Bukowski Can I get another kiss from you Kiss me right here on my tattoo
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The duck is always down to get tacos
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She called me baby I said you should have aborted it
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Girl you know you sexy with that sexy ass
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I try to quit this place but I never seem to be able to
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I’m a big fan of when OF gals have Bible verses in their profiles
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These people are going to be scurrying back to the holes they came out of
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
Democrats have just taken control of the US Senate.
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Hoes for America is peak X
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It’s erection day … make sure you do your duty
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There’s no fun like waiting on the tow truck on a Sunday evening
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Why do people torture themselves
lisahsmithlhs (@lisahsmithlhs) profile picturelisahsmithlhs
@lisahsmithlhsNov 1
Be completely honest...... without looking it up, do you know what No Nut November is?? 🚫🥜😆🤣😂 Yes 👍🏼 No 👎🏼 🤔🤔🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤭🤭
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Ha this is great
The Hockey Gods! (@HockeyGods) profile pictureThe Hockey Gods!
@HockeyGodsOct 31
Parents, PLEASE check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found a Snickers bar filled with Nathan MacKinnon's Olympic Gold Medal wide open miss
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Annie@annier2022Oct 31
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So am I too puritanical or is this gross to everyone?
Dallas (nickname) (@DallasF81534236) profile pictureDallas (nickname)@DallasF81534236Oct 31
My best costume yet…
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Thinkin' 'bout you all day and all night, got no sleep I can spice your life up, pipe your life, you know me
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