Just a dude.

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2009
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In today's 996 chest-thumping culture, don't forget about the quiet ones keeping your company together..
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A woman was arrested after police found methamphetamine, crack cocaine and a raccoon clutching a meth pipe inside her car during a traffic stop in Ohio, authorities said. 📷 Springfield Township Police Department wsvn.com/news/us-world/racco…
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Side project season?
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“This is going to ruin the tour”
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2024 is 0% complete. #HappyNewYear
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Intrigued (and motivated) to learn that an idea I’ve been thinking over is something Google’s toying with too, ha.
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In another life I’m a fry consultant who goes to restaurants and tell them “crispier”, get paid and leave. 🍟
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Miami traffic rn. RIP your plans if you’re casually heading out without checking first. – at Miami, FL
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Randomly dreamt that I met @NickKyrgios training here in Miami ahead of @MiamiOpen. He was game to hit with me and homies for fun 😂
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A stick shift car is cool until…
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Guy’s tshirt in the Coconut Grove: From NYC? Please leave 😂
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What cool (non-party, overly networky) events are happening in Miami soon?
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If real estate has a downturn in the next 3 or so months what are decently good yolo call options to get?
Wild that this is (presumably) enough of an issue that went through company processes to actually exist. 🫠
Amused that after getting burned by a ridiculous data overage fee on my iPad (fortunately got it reversed) it made me consider alternatives. I’ve now got a new provider paying 83% less! Honestly should’ve looked into this sooner, ha.
Are car insurance premiums on the rise in general too nowadays? Getting hit with a 13% increase for my renewal. Lame.