@mredwardjohn

I’ve never smeared peanut butter over a donkey’s face. I can juggle while lying down. About me: https://xitter.cf/t.co/4aTxEuZkzz. Contact me: [email protected]

 Gloucestershire, England
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I own the world’s bounciest trampoline
What if Heaven is Only Full of Atheists? link.medium.com/iPSDGMfgHPb #God #atheism #atheist #religion #belief

What if Heaven is Only Full of Atheists?

Rewarded for not believing in something there’s no evidence for?

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Stop Wasting Time on Facebook in 2 Simple Steps link.medium.com/8cmqqOp3COb

Stop Wasting Time on Facebook in 2 Simple Steps

No, it doesn’t involve deleting your Facebook account

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The Elephant in the Room. Why the hell is there an elephant in a room? #medium link.medium.com/MrV7GuMF1Jb

The Elephant in the Room

Why the hell is there an elephant in a room?

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Would You Go to an Amusement Park and Not Go On the Rides? link.medium.com/f2eQ30ZUlJb

Would You Go to an Amusement Park and Not Go On the Rides?

Imagine the following scenario:

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All the Most Offensive Things You Don’t Dare Think About link.medium.com/Po7W6V2OtBb #AI #ArtificialIntelligence

All the Most Offensive Things You Don’t Dare Think About

How I ended up with the best (and most insane) job ever

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My 11.5-Step Plan to Becoming the Best Version of Yourself You Didn’t Know You Weren’t link.medium.com/TH5IdRPsiBb

My 11.5-Step Plan to Becoming the Best Version of Yourself You Didn’t Know You Weren’t

Because you don’t know how best you could be until you try

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I mean...they have a point. – at Virginia, USA
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Well, what a mixed bag that is!
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The Problem with Most Productivity Advice, According to An Expert by @mredwardjohn link.medium.com/EdwdhayyLvb

The Problem with Most Productivity Advice, According to An Expert

Matt D’Avella interviews business strategist Greg McKeown

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It is cold and flu season and the doctor is in. @MediumDoctor @MetalDumpCan @mmemcfrancais @Ginger_Cook1 @ScribblingJ @AdamRobinson95 @mredwardjohn @Smillew_Rahcuef @MalkyMcEwan Doctor Funny — The Cure for the Common Cold … and More by @BurgMichael link.medium.com/2IPyjEI5lvb

Doctor Funny — The Cure for the Common Cold … and More

Laughter IS the best medicine, except maybe when your butt acne flares up

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Elon has reinstated the Twitter account of Bob from Twin Peaks
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This was one of my first lessons from David Icke "They'd never do that, no YOU'D never do that" Once you get your head around that it all slots onto place.
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And the lie is where?
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Replying to @Smillew_Rahcuef
@Smillew_Rahcuef Stole an Umbrella From a Toffee Seller in a Cellar Beneath a Lawn Mower Grower by @mredwardjohn "But it’s his failure to stop waving at sailors that most amazes his tailor." @MediumDoctor @BurgMichael @MetalDumpCan @mmemcfrancais link.medium.com/2big9hXVErb

Smillew Stole an Umbrella From a Toffee Seller in a Cellar Beneath a Lawn Mower Grower

“There’s no use trying to feed salmon mousse to an Italian goose that’s been let loose aboot the hoose,” said a Scottish man called Stan…

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Ukrainian Kill-Switched Tractors, Pretend Meat, Cannabis, Floating Nuclear Reactors, and Sam Harris by @mredwardjohn link.medium.com/9HhkMtmeDrb

Ukrainian Kill-Switched Tractors, Pretend Meat, Cannabis, Floating Nuclear Reactors, and Sam Harris

The top 5 articles I’ve read on Medium this week

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It is about time I saw someone catapulted into cheese sauce! 10 Utterly Butterly Ridiculous Situations for Silly Billy Smillew Rahcuef to Have to Do by @mredwardjohn @Smillew_Rahcuef @BurgMichael @mmemcfrancais @MetalDumpCan @MediumDoctor link.medium.com/AT8fanerArb

10 Utterly Butterly Ridiculous Situations for Silly Billy Smillew Rahcuef to Have to Do

“Biff be boff,” said the toffee seller from the cellar beneath the leaf-blowing lawn mower grower

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If you like funny things, you'll like this. Including you, @Smillew_Rahcuef amusingplanet.com/2020/03/te…

Terrible National Park Reviews Illustrated

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