keep it real
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2013
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Here’s my second shipment from @DOPAcard ! I’ve been wanting this luffy card for a while and Dopa came through! Thanks again!
Thanks @DOPAcard for my amazing pulls! I got an entire booster box! And 2 great cards!
Top 4 on songs by @AndreLegacy21 that need to blow up asap:
1. Who’s Your Daddy
2. Nonstop
3. Mondrian
4. Bender
@AndreLegacy21 yo also tell us about Amy Winehouse crashing on your floor please.
Prediction: drug cartels will get in bed with someone at TikTok/meta/Twitter to use their influence to get people to buy more drugs
I would rather have people keep smoking than tell me they’re quitting smoking. I would rather have you tell me you’re doing gluten free. I would rather tell me you’re vegan.
The only thing affordable and worth getting from DoorDash/Ubereats is @tacobell thank you Taco Bell.
RIP to this majestic creature. I remember I called Powell cat overweight once on a UCLA group page and hundreds of students came to his defense. I was wrong, he was a healthy chonk. He will be missed.
Powell Cat was a true icon at @UCLA, and their passing has left a profound impact on our community. They were loved by all who knew them, and their memory will continue to inspire us to spread kindness and joy to those around us. #PowellCat
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Whoever says bidets are gross, your stinky butthole is gross and unclean and also worse for the environment. When you wash your hands do you use toilet paper or water? Smh treat your butts like you treat the rest of your bodies and waste less paper.
I think I’m responsible for the latest. @SouthPark episode. You’re welcome world
Stop wearing clothes with brand names on them. The brands are not paying you for their advertising, you’re doing it for free.
Google - how do you joke about lox on a bagel or gefilte fish to a Jewish girl without her thinking you’re talking about her feminine odor?
I don’t like how companies are using their appearance on shark tank as their advertisement. Put some effort into your ads. I don’t care what mr wonderful says about how your vibrator feels.
The combination serial killer glasses and pedo-stache look on men is becoming more prevalent. Please, we need to stop this trend from happening.
I got chatGPT to write a broadway play about Bart and Tom and Rocco Siffredi. The second act when Rocco enters is groundbreaking. @tomsegura @bertkreischer @YMHstudios @nocontextYMH @YMHBlueBan #2bears #2bears1cave #ymh
