Mike Paden

Rhys Hoskins fears The Squirrel @JeffMcNeil805 @mets #mets #brewers

People who think the moon landing was faked are nuts. There’s no way Stanley Kubrick directed it. A guy standing around on a floating rock is way more entertaining than anything he ever did.

Am I the only one who finds those Mr Beast videos kind of creepy and squid gamey?

Been hanging out outside and getting a lot of bee visitors. Buzz buzz. 🐝

If at first you don’t find out, fuck fuck around.

On part 2 and Dobby is still Jarjar levels of annoying.

Rewatching the first Harry Potter and holy cow the CGI is so bad.

Britney's Instagram sure is something these days.

The world seems a whole lot less cool today.

Today I heard the term “terminally online” and I think I’m infected.

Holy shit Bob Newhart is still alive.

I took a nap, I woke up, and the war has begun.

It will never not be funny when catching the end of an episode of Law & Order with it finishing all serious, fading to black, and then the words "Dick Wolf" show up. I don't care if I'm 5.

Middle of Feb, 6am: it’s 60 degrees outside and sounds like a tropical storm is going on. Be not afraid.

Record Store Day list was released today and oh boy... it's going to be a massacre.