A make up artist, An idealist 🤔, lover of poem, fiction and horror. A girl with a dark sense of humour Instagram:jovistouch
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Joined October 2020
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In all you do as a man Never ever be that one man she's talking about. Make sure you are not that man.
Plenty boyfriends = damaged goods
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Mrs Dimples retweeted
I get angry when I hear people complaining about how their partners treat them. The worse set are people who aren't even married but are already suffering, like why🤷🏾♀️? Is it that difficult to leave suffering?
Infact, both you, the person and hna relationship dey mad 😡
I get angry when I hear people complaining about how their partners treat them. The worse set are people who aren't even married but are already suffering, like why🤷🏾♀️? Is it that difficult to leave suffering?
Infact, both you, the person and hna relationship dey mad 😡
Mrs Dimples retweeted
Guyz, I just heard something shocking 😱. I heard that retired nurses and surgeons are duty bound to cut their pinky finger when they retire ??
Doctors and nurses in the house.
How true is this ?
Guyz, I just heard something shocking 😱. I heard that retired nurses and surgeons are duty bound to cut their pinky finger when they retire ??
Doctors and nurses in the house.
How true is this ?
Na so una talk full ground for September. I saw shege, sheger, shegest.
Una don start again o
Una don start again this month. I go block any other silly declaration wey I see for my timeline again
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Mrs Dimples retweeted
I always pray that God help me so I don't become too arrogant to lose sight of what truly matters.
I value my associates because to garner one is hard.
However, every good thing does come to an end, at some point.
Letting go is also winning.
Learn or learn the hard way.
Mrs Dimples retweeted
A 37 years old married woman is currently 6 weeks pregnant.
She has been married for more than 7 years without any child (I don't want to state the exact number of years).
She and her husband have both subjected themselves to several tests and they're fine.
They have both been very transparent with their individual results and have been "waiting on the lord" all these years.
However, now she's pregnant.
And the pregnancy is not for her husband but for one of her exes who is also married with his own kids.
The ex doesn't know that she is pregnant and her husband doesn't know that she's pregnant.
She desperately wants to become a mother and is ruling out abortion.
Her problem is how to break the news to her husband and she's hoping that the child will at least look more like her than her ex, so that there won't be any suspicions.
After reading, I had to swallow spit because this one is not what I would usually give any advise on.
She's 37 and needs a child. And she's banking on the fact that since her husband is medically fine, he will be happy that "God has finally answered their prayers".
And she's willing to take the secret to her grave. No one else knows this secret except me, her, God and devil.
AJD.
Mrs Dimples retweeted
Back to the topic of infertility.
A married man is in a state of confusion/joy.
He has been married for 8 years with no child.
He's 44 and his wife is 37.
His wife's younger sister (29) is pregnant for him. They have been having a secret affair for over 7 months.
She wants to terminate the pregnancy but he doesn't want that. He is insisting that he will marry her since all he did was traditional wedding, it will not be a crime of bigamy if he marries her.
The parents of the wife are late.
The young woman is almost 2 months pregnant and the man wants to have his own biological child.
He wants to tell his wife and apologise to her, but her sister has left their house to somewhere else because she cannot stand the shame and betrayal.
He's also threatening to arrest her if anything happens to the pregnancy. His wife has suffered more than one miscarriage in their 8 years of marriage.
So this is not a case of both of them having fertility issues. It's just unfortunate that the pregnacies have not been carried to term.
The wife is the first daughter and first child. And she has just one brother that her husband pays his school fees.
He wants to know if his decision to tell his wife and marry her younger sister is a good decision.
I have only replied him with "Hmmmmm".
AJD.
Mrs Dimples retweeted
One of my female colleagues is supposed to get married next January. But her fiance is threatening to call off the engagement.
Why?
His mother has been sick for a while and he has not been able to get a nanny. He asked my colleague to go live with his mother in the village for two months ahead of the wedding to care for her and bond with her.
She offered a compromise. "Bring your mother to town, get her a room close by and I would care for her daily."
The mother refused to come to town. Yet she expects my colleague to pack up and go to live with her in Anambra for two months.
Her fiance's response was:
"My mother is your mother too. If it was your mother who was sick and refused to come to the city, would you not visit her?"
Now he is threatening to end the relationship if she does not go. And they've actually gone far with the wedding preparations.
Who do you think is right here?
Above all, love God.
Mrs Dimples retweeted
My friend owns a restaurant in Port Harcourt, but business wasn’t doing well.
Then she met this guy and they started dating. He completely transformed the restaurant. He furnished the place, bought ACs, chairs, a gas cooker and basically made sure everything looked standard.
A few months later, business started booming. She even opened another branch in Choba, UNIPORT.
Then she discovered he was cheating.
She broke up with him despite all his begging. Her reason was she couldn’t date a cheat.
Less than a month later, she started dating someone else.
Her ex found out.
The next thing she saw was a truck parked outside her restaurant. 😭
The man had come to collect EVERYTHING he bought for her.
Since then, she has been posting him on her WhatsApp status, calling him a weak man for not accepting that she had moved on and leaving everything he bought for her behind.
If you buy things for your girlfriend and she breaks up with you, are you entitled to take everything back?
What happened to all these they bring when they were 20+. It's all a game, avoid 30+ women, most of them are desperate toxic hags. They are deliberately playing a script.
Mrs Dimples retweeted
This girl literally told me to go stand so she could snap me o 😂😂 I just made a second friend since 3yrs going to this church
Pls rate her.
