Zeke: I hungry.
Me: Ok, eat your muffin.
Zeke: I can’t!
Me: Why?
Zeke: It’s too windy!
#toddlerproblems
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The three year old was less than enthusiastic about this exhibit. @TampaMuseumArt @Herchenroder
Happy birthday to my best friend, my partner in crime, my rock, and the Mando to my Grogu! @Herchenroder
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Sometimes the grass truly is greener on the other side. Because it’s fake.
I prefer real, even with the weeds.
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My opinion of motherhood depends greatly on the amount of sleep I received the night before. #momlife
I’m fully convinced that parenthood is a secret, scientific experiment in sleep deprivation.
#momlife
J: I love you.
Me: I love you too!
*5 seconds of silence*
J: I don’t know what else to say.
*walks away*
Me: 😂💙
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We are losing more children than soldiers.
Read that again.
#Enough
“You might not understand this but if everything is not fair for every person, doesn’t that mean it’s fair?”
- my 11 year old deep thinker to his sister this morning
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Why is being a mom exhausting?
This was question number 27,462,971 of the day:
“Mommy, mommy, mommy, MOMMY!!!”
“What?”
“Is water the wettest thing on earth?”
#momlife
My son:
"Dear Jesus, ummm thank very much for the food, it was good, I already ate it.....amen."
These are the laughs that get you through the long days 😆
#momlife
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