dropped my phone and cracked it worse than it already was today. realized that this will be my third phone in less than two years. 👍🏻

Coheed and Cambria are one of those bands where I forget that I fucking LOVE THEM until I hear them and then I have to binge listen. 😍

my birthday is coming up, can I have this? m.tmz.com/#article/2016/06/0…

11:20 on a saturday night. stoned in my underwear watching season four of house of cards and colouring. fuck yeah, adulthood. 👌🏻

not even in the car and this guy is already my favourite uber driver of life

life is so good you guys.

the dogs are sleeping and I'm drinking coffee,cleaning and listening to band of horses live and acoustic at the ryman.sunday,you're so good.

The Other F Word may actually be the cutest documentary I've ever seen. Punk rock dads, I just love you so much.

this has been a lovely afternoon but I'm a little bummed that I just missed that baseball game 😔

rompers are cool until you're peeing naked.

free less than jake concert tonight? don't mind if I do 👍🏻

unpopular opinion of the day: rage against the machine are the sublime of heavy music.

I reserve a very special type of hatred for cyclists who are on the sidewalk, looking at me like I'm the asshole.

well, humidity is definitely a thing I haven't had to deal with since my Toronto days 😩

just woke my best friend up to ask her if there are June bugs in Montreal because important questions.

the thing about cutting carbs is that sometimes I walk past a patio where someone is eating a sandwich and I want to violently assault them

today I wore a belt that wasn't just an accessory for the first time in like two decades.didnt have to pull my pants up once. life changing.

dropped my phone and broke the screen today but also can open Twitter again so like 🤗

so neti pots are gross.

worked all day, spent my evening moving, ate my weight in Indian food. I am dead. 😴