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Liz Zhang

@mslizzhang

She/her, transgenderrific.

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2017
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When you fill out that first prescription for estrogen.
Gears of War: E-Day logo except it says "Gear of Women Estrogen - Day" and "Estrogen" is a literal estrogen pill.

ALT Gears of War: E-Day logo except it says "Gear of Women Estrogen - Day" and "Estrogen" is a literal estrogen pill.

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Youtube has decided that the entirety of its recommendations for me should be movie and tv spoilers.
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hahawhat
Christopher Lee is Fu Manchu

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Welcome to the world, @RemapRadio remapradio.com twitch.tv/remapradio
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If you have enough time to watch one episode of Seinfeld, you also have enough time to learn what the stock market is with @sloaneortel youtube.com/watch?v=M3sOsgW0…
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Me: I played the best game of my life Chess.com: Best I can give you is a C+ bud chess.com/analysis/game/live…
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The Passion of the Christ 2: The Santa Clause
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List of fruits I would eat if I found it laying on the street: Banana, Any Melon, Kiwi, Orange, Pomegranate, Pineapple Maybe if I was hungry: Apple, Pear, Peach, Grape, Cherry, Blueberry Never: Strawberry, Raspberry
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Saw a guy in line at the grocery store with a hand basket full of nothing but lettuce. Like 10 heads of lettuce.
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10 heads of iceberg lettuce! Not even the good stuff.
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DOCTOR: I’m sorry sir but it appears you’ll never be able to reproduce. You suffer from disease. MAN: From disease what? DOCTOR: Disease nuts lmao gottem
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Whoops out of clean knives! Guess I’ll spread this butter with my thumb.
Thanks to autocorrect, anthropologists in a 1000 years will wonder what was it about ducks that made them a swear word.
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If you eat fast food grade beef and then lick your fingers afterwards, you're basically a cat already.
Sometimes, I just ride the trains to feel something.
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My dad asking if I had any side effects from the vaccine.
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The most useless date picker.
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