
Academic | Literary tastemaker | tattoo artist (“bigchiefwendy” on Instagram) | Co-founder: @yangabookclub
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My team producing another 1-0 win (I really don’t mind if we win all the games this season like that. Lmao), Man Utd fighting relegation battle, Man City losing again? Yea, I’m having an alright weekend.
Since I was a child, a constant in my life has been people trying to exclude me from the tables they deem worthy, and where things happen. So, I became great at building my own worthy tables across any field I am interested in. Ah well, I guess it’s time to build another table.
My Lagos date: Thursday, November 12, 2026.
There are limited slots and slots are already filling up. Send me a DM to book a slot if you want a tattoo.
I’m on a work meeting and we’re discussing the US elections, and there’s general optimism that the changes will bring better results for the work that we do.
I just told them that their optimism is so infectious and I hope the same changes happen for Nigeria. I explained the situation here, and well, they are rooting for us.
I want to do a tattoo pop up in Lagos. I have free days and should be in Lagos next week. However, I need confirmed bookings first sha. So, if you’ve asked when Lagos people get their own pop up, now is the time to send me a DM to book.
My partner went to the market today and a seller there asked him when he’ll buy fish from her. And he replied that his wife doesn’t like fish. Of course, they asked him if I am mami water.
He came home to tell me and I just started laughing because I get this often when I say I generally don’t eat fish (except prepared under certain conditions).
Actually, I would be so wealthy if I got a dollar for every time someone asked if I was some sort of water spirit because they found out about my relationship with water (I have aquagenic urticaria) and the edible creatures that call it home.
Also, I have the Anansa sculpture that is in Calabar tattooed on my thigh, a wear seashell on a chain around my neck. I guess I may never beat the allegations fully. Lmao.
Finished book one. I loved it so much. So, next book? Yea.
I’ve heard so much about Malazan Book of The Fallen so today, I’m starting Book #1: Gardens of the Moon. Let’s see how much I enjoy this ride.
I may have gotten my partner out of a reading rut and into R.F. Kuang’s work because he is enjoying reading Babel which I recommended to him. It’s the first time he is reading a book in two years.
Chinwendu Nwangwa retweeted
Come with me to do some personal community service.
Barbing is one of my passions, I do ts w so much heart and this was honestly the best way to connect with my community.
If you're in Ibadan, I'm at your service. Let's work! 💈 – at Ibadan, Nigeria
I have two plots of land for sale located 7 minutes drive from central Aba, Abia State. Send me a DM if you are interested.
But that isn’t true.
Ukazi, Achara,Mgbam, Uzizi, Oha, and the bulk of our soups actually predate the war.
Some of us still have living relatives who were grown adults before the war, before Nigeria’s independence even. So this rewriting of Igbo culinary history cannot fly.





