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New York, NY
Joined July 2010
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I got to show my friends the undercity last night
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Fuck it we're bringing BuzzFeed back. Here are 17 times the new McDonald's menu made us say yass queen 👏
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The Mississippi Senate race is an extraordinary story. If you dig up the history between the two Scott Colom (Dem) vs Cindy Hyde (GOP). This guy Colom was minding his own business and was on track to be a district judge (local bi partisan choice btw) under Biden. But Hyde Smith the current Senator wouldn't give her approval, she blocked Colom's nomination and that was the end of his district judge path. So last year Colom decided to run against Hyde Smith. He is within striking distance of becoming the first black Senator for Mississippi since 1871, and the first Dem Senator since 1989.
Extraordinarily, Scott Colom is on track to win the uncalled Senate race in Mississippi (the last margin I saw was 39 votes but the remaining count favours him, as Kornacki shows in this clip). Colom is a black attorney who ran on a "Common Sense" economic-populist platform aimed at daily life: gas, groceries, healthcare and closing hospitals, plus Medicaid expansion. He won many switchers, and the Republican vote collapsed. That’s how a race which was classed likely or safe Republican until the final week was flipped. This will turn out to be a more than ten-point swing in a poor red state in the Deep South. Swing voters are more volatile than ever, especially when they’re economically hard pressed. They respond to common sense, and they’ve decided Trump and the Republicans are not on their side. Fierce attacks on Colom’s socially liberal track record on some issues didn’t dent him. He said he was Christian and has always been “pro-life”, but that he would trust his daughters to make their own decisions.
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ok too far
Lizzo music sounding good asfff tonight
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WOKE IS BACK
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nancy pelosi taking her kente cloth to the dry cleaner
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me monitoring the swing states from California
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they're going to give the covid conscious lesbian bar a retroactive PPP grant
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BREAKING NEWS: Agnes Van Rhijn projected to retain her seat as Vice President of the New York Heritage Society
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she heard there was gonna be lines
Nicki Minaj made a surprise appearance outside a polling station at Pinkerton Academy in Derry, New Hampshire.
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we are putting asmongold in prison
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sometimes i see a gay guy and im like, not right now
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Paula Abdul El-Sayed
Just a little reminder that YOUR voice matters! Please get out there and VOTE! 🗳️❣️
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this hat is just about the clearest indication of a mental health crisis i could have imagined
NEW: We just spoke exclusively with Congresswoman Haley Stevens at a polling place in Birmingham Michigan as she came to cast her ballot for Republican Mike Rogers. She told us she’s here to vote with her mother and that she still believes Democrats will win the majority, “It's the people's day. And I told this to our next speaker of the house, Hakeem Jeffries: It's Majority Makers Day.” I asked if given the backlash she’s receiving from her Rogers endorsement, whether she feels it was worth it and she told me “Absolutely. Voting is always worth it, right?” @NewsNation
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rihanna’s albums arguing with eachother:
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this complete and total loser lol
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Oh, you know Dracula? (Oh, she knows Dracula) No, you know the goblins, right? Oh, you know my boyfriend, my boyfriend Frankenstein? Do you know me from werewolf school? I'm actually kinda scary…..
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My twins Nasteigh and Piglynne just ran in on me trying on my replacement Halloween costume after I learned slutty serene necrosis was taken. “What would fwan leibowiwz say?” They screamed. “Probably mind your business… & vote!” We laughed. “Wuthkanda bwat foweva!” gaydad 🫶🎃
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me as a detective: ok wait omg
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