Founder & CEO @ongolo_africa • Africa x Gulf Strategist • Rhodes Scholar • Interests: Africa, Art, Business, Learning, Real Estate, Talent, Travel • 🇿🇲🇬🇧

Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Joined March 2021
Everyone talks about Dubai's tax-free lifestyle. Far fewer talk about paying a year's expenses upfront, struggling to get health insurance, finding clients as a start-up, or how quickly your cash disappears. After my first month living in Dubai, here's the honest review I wish someone had shared with me before I moved.👇 ongolo.com/insights/blogs/th…
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I held a constructive meeting with European Investment Bank (EIB) Director General Andrew McDowell to advance our partnership in delivering Kenya’s roads and transport infrastructure. We reviewed progress on the Kwa Jomvu–Mariakani road dualling, now 44% complete, and the proposed BRT Line 3, focusing on resolving implementation challenges and accelerating delivery. Through our partnership with the European Union and EIB, we are mobilising innovative financing and private sector investment to strengthen connectivity, ease urban mobility and position Kenya as a regional trade and logistics hub along the Northern Corridor. I appreciate the EIB’s continued support as we advance infrastructure that drives economic growth and creates opportunities for Kenyans.
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This is why Republicans getting 53 seats in the U.S. Senate and 220 seats in the U.S. House of Representatives is a solid prediction.
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The Jerry Springer Show: Royal Edition should permanently return to America.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have left the UK for a short break as Meghan struggles to come to terms with the allegations against her father, Thomas Markle. They are understood to be spending time overseas with close friends. Meghan is “really, really upset,” one friend tells HELLO! “She keeps on looking at Lili and she’s in tears." Thomas, 82, is under investigation following the alleged discovery of child pornography at his former home. He continues to deny any wrongdoing.
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Simon Heffer’s review of Liz Truss’s new book Bank Job in the Telegraph. ‘Of all the books I have ever reviewed that purported to offer a serious thesis, this is without question the most deranged. If you are seeking a Christmas present for someone you really don’t like, give them a copy.’ 🎄🎅🎄🎁
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48 hours with the iPhone Duo. Best feature: less screen time because it’s a pain to use.
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Twitter is funny!
I shouldn’t be laughing at this… 💀 They were supposed to lift him just 10 feet, but the crane lifted him 100 feet instead. Poor guy fainted up there.
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once again kanye was never wrong, just early
🇺🇸🇮🇱 FLASHBACK: Kanye West in 2022 said Jared Kushner is Trump's mossad handler
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Savage burn! #LizTruss
And the reviews are in!
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Democrats should realize that what Meta did in Brazil, they and other social media companies will do in the US in 2028 unless they are made to understand they will face criminal penalties for it
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I thought I’d seen it all. 😂
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Brazil 🇧🇷 delivered. America 🇺🇸 - you’re up next! 🔵 🌊 #Midterms26
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I have walked these streets! My heart is with the people of Brazil.
Caralho, esse é sem dúvidas um dos vídeos mais espetaculares da história do Brasil! Milhões e milhões de pessoas na Avenida Paulista comemorando a reeleição do Lula. A ESQUERDA BRASILEIRA É UM FENÔMENO!
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minha mãe vai votar no lula por causa do bolsonaro ter chamado ele de 9 dedos eu to em choque
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Brazil delivering more ☕️
Primera derrota mundial de Meta, compañeros.
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Nigeria now has 0 Ebola cases as the patient and her husband have been evacuated to Switzerland. The Swiss government really does take care of its own. I just googled: how to become a Swiss citizen …
Earlier this morning, the Ebola patient in Nigeria and her contact, who is also her husband, were medically evacuated to Switzerland. The reasons for the evacuation are: ✅ Both the patient and her husband are Swiss citizens. ✅ The patient is clinically stable. The Nigerian medical team successfully managed her through the acute phase of the illness and stabilized her condition. On behalf of WHO and all partners, I warmly congratulate the Government of Nigeria, health workers, clinicians, emergency responders and all those involved in the response. This is a remarkable achievement and a testament to what Africa can accomplish when we work together. With the evacuation of the patient and her husband, Nigeria currently has no Ebola cases. However, vigilance remains critical. Nigeria will continue the close follow-up of 52 contacts, while Switzerland will assume responsibility for the continued management of the patient and the follow-up of contact number 53, her husband. Congratulations once again to everyone involved. This is a proud moment demonstrating African expertise, resilience, and leadership in public health. ---------------------------- Ce matin, la patiente atteinte d’Ebola au Nigéria et son contact, qui est également son époux, ont été évacués médicalement vers la Suisse. Les raisons de cette évacuation sont les suivantes : ✅ La patiente et son mari sont tous deux citoyens suisses. ✅ La patiente est cliniquement stable. L’équipe médicale nigériane a réussi à la prendre en charge durant la phase aiguë de la maladie et à stabiliser son état. Au nom de l’OMS et de tous les partenaires, je félicite chaleureusement le Gouvernement du Nigéria, les agents de santé, les cliniciens, les intervenants d’urgence et toutes les personnes impliquées dans la réponse. C’est une réalisation remarquable et une preuve de ce que l’Afrique peut accomplir lorsque nous travaillons ensemble. Avec l’évacuation de la patiente et de son mari, le Nigéria ne compte actuellement plus de cas d’Ebola. Cependant, la vigilance reste essentielle. Le Nigéria poursuivra le suivi rapproché de 52 contacts, tandis que la Suisse assurera la prise en charge continue de la patiente et le suivi du 53ᵉ contact, son mari. Félicitations encore à toutes celles et ceux qui ont contribué à cette réussite. Ce moment est une fierté, démontrant l’expertise, la résilience et le leadership africains en santé publique. ---------------------------- Hoje de manhã, a paciente com doença pelo vírus Ebola na Nigéria e o seu contacto, que é também o seu marido, foram evacuados por via médica para a Suíça. A evacuação deve-se aos seguintes motivos: ✅ Tanto a paciente como o seu marido são cidadãos suíços. ✅ A paciente encontra-se clinicamente estável. A equipa médica nigeriana conseguiu prestar-lhe cuidados durante a fase aguda da doença e estabilizar o seu estado de saúde. Em nome da OMS e de todos os parceiros, felicito calorosamente o Governo da Nigéria, os profissionais de saúde, os clínicos, as equipas de resposta a emergências e todas as pessoas envolvidas na resposta. Esta é uma conquista notável e uma prova do que África pode alcançar quando trabalhamos em conjunto. Com a evacuação da paciente e do seu marido, a Nigéria não tem atualmente nenhum caso de doença pelo vírus Ebola. No entanto, é fundamental manter a vigilância. A Nigéria continuará a acompanhar de perto 52 contactos, enquanto a Suíça assumirá a responsabilidade pela continuidade dos cuidados à paciente e pelo acompanhamento do contacto número 53, o seu marido. Mais uma vez, felicito todas as pessoas envolvidas. Este é um momento de orgulho que demonstra a competência, a resiliência e a liderança de África no domínio da saúde pública.
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This was really a fight to save Brazil! Maybe I should do carnival next year!
Está acontecendo…diante dos nossos olhos ! ESTÁ ACONTECENDO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️
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EU ESTOU CHORANDO TANTO!!! OS IDOSOS VÃO SALVAR O BRASIL 🇧🇷
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Toutes mes félicitations @LulaOficial pour ta réélection. La France et le Brésil ont beaucoup à construire ensemble. Face aux grands défis de notre temps, renforçons notre partenariat stratégique et faisons vivre l’amitié entre nos deux pays au service d’un monde plus juste.
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