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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 5

“He’ll come for me. I’m sure of it, he needs me. I’m needed.” #parodytwt #intro

Image from Multi-Paul (@multi_pauls)

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Multi-Paul@multi_pauls1h

[paul’s eyes widen and his hands clench into fist beside him.] Fuck off. How did you even get one of those?

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbites2h

look what i have! [pulls out a collar that markus knows paul is familiar with.]

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Multi-Paul@multi_pauls2h

I don’t love you and I’m not participating in your plans.

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbites2h

it's because you love me, i have some plans for us!

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Multi-Paul@multi_pauls2h

I don’t know why I even entertain you, you’re a complete dumbass

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbites3h

tweet tweet!

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Multi-Paul@multi_pauls11h

A bird? Thats stupid.

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbites13h

"What animal would you describe Multipaul as" -> hmmm a bird! markusbites.straw.page

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 19

Please shut up omg, if you were looking in my eyes you’d see how much I can’t stand you.

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 19

i am looking in a mirror, your eyes paul.

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 19

Take a look in the mirror. If you’re normal then I would hate to see what’s not normal.

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 19

i'm not crazy, i am perfectly normal.

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 19

No one’s perfect for you, you’re fucking crazy!

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 19

that's what you said in my universe. now we are perfect for each other.

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 19

I would rather die than ever love you.

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 19

you will love me. soon! oh paul cha!!

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 19

Never in a billion years. And stop calling me that!

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 19

because you love me paul! paul chaaaa

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 19

No. Why the hell would I do that, like, ever?

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 19

stop being so stubborn and ask me out.

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 19

I’m not your fucking boyfriend.

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 19

me and my bf (@multi_pauls) tried our costumes! waiting to use the real thing soon.

Image from ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 10

Yeah well I don’t. I don’t love my invincible, j don’t love this invincible.

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 10

ahhh but if markus likes his version of paul, he must love you too!!

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 10

Im not that Paul, that Paul is a variation of me. A very dumb variation. I don’t know why specifically you can’t scroll up but don’t.

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 10

are you paul? how do you know my brother and and why can't i scroll up :0

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 10

Oh god. Please don’t scroll up.

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 10

i was looking through markus's phone and i saw these messages from him and this paul guy? should i scroll up more :0

Image from ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)

Image from ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 6

[paul was starting to get agitated, and nervous. This guy just didn’t stop] [paul stopped cloning himself, it was fruitless labor.] Why do you even want me? What’s so special about me specifically!

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 6

that's what my paul said to me, look where he is now. with me! [he smiled, he could have fun like before. he started to brutally kill each clone, keep his eyes on the original paul.] gosh! getting my suit all bloody with your stupid clones!

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 6

[paul flinched at the body behind him, hairs on his neck standing up. He reflexively multiplied himself at least five times, trying to spread out as far as possible] I’ll never be yours. No one owns me.

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 5

[the clone's body drops, he doesn't need to stare at his blood suit.] you're more difficult from my paul, i like that. [he is right behind paul in a flash.]

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 5

[paul grimaces but doesn’t waver] Do you ever shut up? Take a hint. [paul tries to put distance between the two of them, not taking his eyes off Markus]

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 5

you cloned yourself. well that can be fixed. [without warning, markus placed both his hands on the clone's hand. crushing the clone's head with ease.] did that hurt paul?

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 5

[clones himself and jumps back] Let go of me! Can you just leave me alone! I’m not your Paul!

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 5

[grabs his face.] cmon paul, be good now. don't test me, i would hate to hurt you like before.

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 5

Well I’m not. Fuck off you weirdo. I would rather get with Rex than you.

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 5

paul cha? that's your full name. the variant in my universe hates when i say that too. i'm loving this already.

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Multi-Paul@multi_paulsOct 5

Don’t call me that. I’m not gonna date you!? I’ve never and never will!

ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ.@markusbitesOct 5

oh you will. you will date me again paul cha. and to answer that, it took some effort and simple threats.

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