📍the deborah vance comedy club

she/they | 25 | ⚢ | satire
Joined February 2014
happy hacks day!! 🫶🏻
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You ever explain your fic ideas and realize you sound like this?
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stevie | hacks retweeted
Life without Hacks be like...
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just endless bitching and moaning from #THIS state… like y’all eat calls like this up against any other team
This was from a photographer, not video..
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no but i’m also not going to take 2 busses and 3 trains and waste more of my time on public transit than in traffic.
do americans truly prefer driving in traffic to work for over an hour instead of being in a bus/train where you can sit and read, watch a video, or just do anything productive
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okay and if i saw someone’s shitty art i still wouldn’t comment on it in a way that they can fucking see? especially when it’s just a hobby
Replying to @dalsearie
everyone knows fanfiction is mostly written for fun, but that doesn’t mean we have to accept writing from people who barely can form a sentence + as with every “hobby”, isn’t improving your craft kind of the point? you wouldn’t applaud someone who sucks at any other art form
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can’t tell you how many god awful fics i’ve come across in the last 12 years, if i didn’t like it i would just keep it moving unless they wanted my input
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stevie | hacks retweeted
i actually miss them so much i feel sickkkk
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lesbian relationships have this funny dynamic where somehow the ones doing the providing are being abused by their unemployed loser ass girlfriends regardless of femme/butch dynamics. i’ve seen it with my own eyes 😭
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stevie | hacks retweeted
Butchfemme history is intertwined with femmes being practically undetectable to straight people. I know today's (white) queer community hates recognizing its own loci of privilege, but femmes largely didn't need to do survival work bc we were traditionally employed, always been.
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fic idea: deb is a dance teacher and ava was one of her first students and now ava has a daughter of her own so she signs her up for deb’s dance class but deb is so closeted and miserable that she doesn’t realize how badly her anger is impacting her students until ava’s literally in tears bc her daughter is having panic attacks and is afraid of deb
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JPL did a number on me personally when they chose to release this shit on LGBT domestic violence awareness day
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i just wanna go to sleep and stay asleep
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the republicans are gonna have a supermajority after next week aren’t they 🫩
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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sexiest man alive btw
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the conversation about leaving your toddler for a 3 day trip is wild to me because i was basically raised by my grandparents at that age
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stevie | hacks retweeted
missing this bean so much
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she’s just like me fr
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lmk when you find out
what bar should i go sit at alone if i want to kill myself ? ( chicago )
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multiple times even!!
cuando el shipp es tan bueno que te hace posponer tu suicidio
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when hitler junior dies
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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